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<i>♪ Tortilla chips
are on my lips ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And no one's pressed
against my hips ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Bad beat poet
late at night ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The city gets bright,
I can't see ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The neon lights
don't work on me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I am no watcher
in the fight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Charlie says ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Nobody's got ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A strange
and hidden power and ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No one is really
beautiful ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They're all just ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mediocre men of the hour ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mediocre models
of the hour ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mediocre men ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You take me places
and you make cool faces ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When our sex erases ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The lonely past ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And you found me
when I was first ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And 10 against 11 men ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who could kick my ass ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But anyway ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's probably ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Gonna pass. ♪</i>

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Barry, are you awake?

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Honey, just relax.

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Doctor says everything's
gonna be just fine.

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Until that day,

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I couldn't imagine living
for anything other than women.

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You see,
there's a moment that exists

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at the edge of sexual success

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for which there is no equal...

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the addictive seconds
just after uncertainty

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and immediately preceding
touching the gold.

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It's Christmas.

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It's with this in mind

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that I relate
the events leading to

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the involuntary removal
of my testicles.

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Yep. Mm-

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Yeah. No, that's
gonna be great.

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We can do that.

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I don't know how you do it, Lucy.

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Do what?

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Look like a model.

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A supermodel, actually.

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A super-duper model.

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Hey, I don't know what
you got goin' on later,

47
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but I was thinkin'
of hittin' the happy hour

48
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over at Chili's.
Got a workout partner...

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I don't date people
at my workplace.

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Who said date?
TGIF.

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Maybe not...

52
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maybe not Chili's.

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Everpea has got
this really rad nacho bar.

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Why don't you
date people at your work?

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I just don't.

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You just...

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You're probably right.

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You're smart.
It's a smart idea.

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You got beauty and brains.

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You guys fall in love,
and then have babies.

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Beautiful babies with blue eyes.

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TGIF.

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All right.
What's up, Denise?

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- Hey, you don't like nachos?
- Mm-mm.

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No no no. I do!

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Nacho time for me!

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<i>♪ My dossbag, my sack ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The family bling-bling ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When I’m jumpin'
up and down ♪</i>

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<i>♪ On my trampoline ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To the belly button
and a slap to the taint ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Rushin' to my head,
I think I'm gonna faint... ♪</i>

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- What's up?
- Where you been?

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Thought I had a possibility.

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My tires are stinky.

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What?

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That's a catchphrase,
somethin' I’m workin' on.

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- How we lookin'?
- Shit, place is a hatchery. It's stupid.

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- I wanna be an architect.
- Whoa, over there.

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See it? Dress suit, sneakers.
Work hard, play hard.

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I could go back to school, be an architect.
People like architects.

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Dude, what
are you talkin' about?

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You make really good
money at your job.

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I just... I just...

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I don't think insurance is,
like, all that interesting,

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you know, as a lifestyle.

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- Whoa.
- Caught 'em peekin'.

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- You ready? Let's rock 'n' roll.
- Sweet.

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Hey, so if they ask,
I’m gonna tell 'em I’m an architect.

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Hey, tell 'em I work with kids.

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Hold these.

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No no, seriously,
I used to get beat up

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like twice a week
for having such thick eyelashes.

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- ls that your card?
- No.

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All the way to the seventh grade,
and that's when I decided

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that's it, and I went
for my black belt.

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ls that your card?

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- No.
- No.

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- That's so sad.
- Yeah.

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- I'd kill for those.
- Well, now yeah, sure.

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- ls that your card?
- Yes!

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My God, that is incredible!

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That's what we do.

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My God.

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How'd you do that?

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Come on.

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Did you have that
in your mouth the whole time?

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What is that?

109
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It's my kitty cat.

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Mmm, it is sparkly
and beautiful.

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Thanks.

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Are you a cat person?

113
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I love cats.

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- Yeah?
- Meow.

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- I love pussy...
- What?

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...cats too.

117
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Excuse me,

118
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you want me to close out
your tab, sir?

119
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Sir?
Somebody's dad show up?

120
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Do you want me to put this
on your daddy's card?

121
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no, you can just close it out.

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Awesome.

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Fine.

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Wow.

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So what do you two do?

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- We're architects.
- Cool.

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Wow.

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I love buildings.

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Barry...

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I’m married.

131
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We could just
mess around here if you want.

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Okay.

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<i> ♪ Who's the coolest guy
in the world? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ His name is Barry ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Barry Munday ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The coolest dude
I know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Barry Munday ♪</i>

138
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<i>♪ The coolest dude
I know ♪</i>

139
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<i>♪ Know know ♪</i>

140
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<i>♪ He's sweet
and he loves the ladies ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause he's
the baddest mofo ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Of all time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause he's a sweet,
sweet dude ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And he knows
how to rock 'n' roll. ♪</i>

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I don't know.

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Thank you.

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Hi.

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Excuse me, sir.

149
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Sure.

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Sir?

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Okay.

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- Can I help you?
- Yes, please.

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Coffee.

154
00:09:06,153 --> 00:09:09,322
No Duds.
That's my candy.

155
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- I’ll have a soda.
- Okay.

156
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Dos.

157
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It's ridiculous how much soda
costs these days, right?

158
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Like, what do I buy,

159
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soda or a sofa?

160
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Yeah.

161
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Well, it was nice
talkin' to you.

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- You don't want to sit with me?
- Well...

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I guess.

164
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I’m a down front kind of guy.

165
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No no no no.
Seven rows from the back,

166
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and four in from the left.

167
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That's pretty specific.

168
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Yeah, it's sort of OCD,
but screw it.

169
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I like what I like,
you know what I mean?

170
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Yeah, I do.
I almost always,

171
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after I click my lock
a couple times on my door...

172
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So, Barry, what do you do?

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Architecture.

174
00:10:00,457 --> 00:10:03,334
Barry,

175
00:10:03,502 --> 00:10:05,420
if I told you right now

176
00:10:05,587 --> 00:10:07,880
that you would never ever ever

177
00:10:08,048 --> 00:10:09,757
get your hand down my pants,

178
00:10:09,925 --> 00:10:12,969
would you still talk to me?

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00:10:13,137 --> 00:10:16,222
Talk about what?

180
00:10:25,023 --> 00:10:28,526
Hey...

181
00:10:31,238 --> 00:10:33,072
What the hell's goin' on?

182
00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,116
Dad, what are you doing here?

183
00:10:35,284 --> 00:10:37,577
Dad? Sir...

184
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I do remember thinking

185
00:10:39,496 --> 00:10:43,249
why would a dude
bring a trumpet into a movie theater?

186
00:10:52,342 --> 00:10:54,093
Barry?

187
00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:58,306
Barry, can you
tell us what happened?

188
00:11:00,184 --> 00:11:02,435
We were talking
about architecture.

189
00:11:02,603 --> 00:11:05,813
Barry, I’m sorry to be the one
to have to tell you,

190
00:11:05,981 --> 00:11:08,149
but we couldn't save them.

191
00:11:08,317 --> 00:11:10,777
Save who?

192
00:11:10,944 --> 00:11:14,197
Barry, your testes.

193
00:11:15,949 --> 00:11:18,409
Testicles.
We had to remove both.

194
00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:21,537
We really tried
to save the left one,

195
00:11:21,705 --> 00:11:24,290
but it was simply too ruptured.

196
00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:27,668
It seems that during
the accident with the...

197
00:11:27,836 --> 00:11:29,879
- Trumpet.
- ...trumpet.

198
00:11:30,047 --> 00:11:31,964
What are you saying?

199
00:11:32,132 --> 00:11:34,801
You're saying I lost my what?

200
00:11:34,968 --> 00:11:36,636
Amnesia.

201
00:11:39,807 --> 00:11:41,557
- Did I lose my...
- Whoa.

202
00:11:41,725 --> 00:11:44,101
- ...you know?
- Penis?

203
00:11:44,269 --> 00:11:46,813
No.

204
00:11:50,484 --> 00:11:54,612
You really don't remember
what happened to you down there?

205
00:11:57,074 --> 00:11:59,492
We were talking
about architecture.

206
00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:04,288
Get out of there.

207
00:12:09,753 --> 00:12:12,338
This is kinda like
when you had your tonsils out.

208
00:12:12,506 --> 00:12:14,966
Well, kinda.

209
00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:17,885
<i>♪ Too Alone... ♪</i>

210
00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:26,185
<i>♪ On my own... ♪</i>

211
00:12:29,106 --> 00:12:30,523
Honey, that's binding.

212
00:12:32,901 --> 00:12:34,861
<i>♪ I don't know nothin'... ♪</i>

213
00:12:35,028 --> 00:12:37,071
Thanks, Mom.

214
00:12:39,366 --> 00:12:44,328
<i>♪ Must be stupid
or somethin'... ♪</i>

215
00:12:47,374 --> 00:12:50,376
<i>♪ About love. ♪</i>

216
00:13:11,398 --> 00:13:13,232
I wore that
on Saturday night, right?

217
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,902
and I’m standing outside,
and all these guys

218
00:13:16,069 --> 00:13:17,403
were like looking at me,

219
00:13:17,571 --> 00:13:19,864
and they're like,
"Best habitat ever."

220
00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:21,908
Where have you been, mister?

221
00:13:23,994 --> 00:13:26,203
- Lida, I...
- Relax.

222
00:13:26,371 --> 00:13:28,080
I forgive you.

223
00:13:28,248 --> 00:13:30,928
I guess I forgot to
mention my girlfriend Lida Griggs

224
00:13:31,001 --> 00:13:33,544
was out of town
when the incident occurred.

225
00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:35,880
It's a long story,
but we don't see each other

226
00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:38,257
for sometimes weeks
or months at a time.

227
00:13:38,425 --> 00:13:40,551
I need to borrow
your alarm clock.

228
00:13:41,929 --> 00:13:44,722
Pretty sure we don't
really like each other.

229
00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:53,564
Let's go, lover.

230
00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:56,359
We're going to try something
new today, lover.

231
00:14:00,030 --> 00:14:03,240
Lida, why don't we
just watch a movie?

232
00:14:03,408 --> 00:14:04,617
Shh.

233
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:12,208
- Lida, I...
- All tight?

234
00:14:12,376 --> 00:14:13,709
Yeah.

235
00:14:13,877 --> 00:14:16,545
But we should talk first.

236
00:14:16,713 --> 00:14:19,423
Why don't we start
by talking about...

237
00:14:19,591 --> 00:14:20,800
this?

238
00:14:22,135 --> 00:14:23,735
I found it in your car
when I was looking

239
00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:25,596
for my lavender and
vanilla body soufflé.

240
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:27,807
Lida, listen...

241
00:14:27,975 --> 00:14:31,352
- ls it true?
- Um...

242
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,354
- Did you show her your penis?
- What?

243
00:14:33,522 --> 00:14:34,897
- You whore!
- No, Lida...

244
00:14:35,065 --> 00:14:36,665
- Did you let her play with this?
- Stop.

245
00:14:41,071 --> 00:14:42,738
I had an accident.

246
00:14:42,906 --> 00:14:46,951
Barry, I don't know
what all of this is,

247
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:50,538
but Peaches and I have no sympathy
for cheating assholes.

248
00:14:50,706 --> 00:14:53,082
And if you think
the love I give you

249
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,001
is all fun and games,

250
00:14:55,168 --> 00:14:57,503
well...

251
00:14:57,671 --> 00:14:59,547
you had better sleep
with one eye open, mister.

252
00:14:59,715 --> 00:15:01,507
Can you untie me?

253
00:15:02,843 --> 00:15:04,051
Come, Peaches.

254
00:15:17,024 --> 00:15:19,275
Barry honey, it's Mom.

255
00:15:19,443 --> 00:15:21,610
I picked up your hormone pills
at the pharmacy.

256
00:15:21,778 --> 00:15:23,237
Honey?

257
00:15:23,405 --> 00:15:25,485
Barry, I hope it's okay,
but I brought Janice with me

258
00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:27,927
- from my Latin dance symposium.
- Hi, Barry.

259
00:15:30,746 --> 00:15:32,246
Excuse me, Lonnie?

260
00:15:33,665 --> 00:15:35,791
Talk to you later.

261
00:15:39,046 --> 00:15:41,881
Hey, um...

262
00:15:45,886 --> 00:15:48,763
I was wondering
if I could take a leave of absence.

263
00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:52,475
Um, I had a...
with a...

264
00:15:52,642 --> 00:15:55,561
and um...

265
00:15:55,729 --> 00:15:57,563
just wonderin'
if I could take a few days off.

266
00:15:57,731 --> 00:16:01,150
It's all I'm thinkin'...
just time to get, you know.

267
00:16:01,318 --> 00:16:04,612
Basically,
I have some family issues.

268
00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:06,989
Now, first of all Barry,
you're lying.

269
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:10,554
I’ve been in this business
for 40 years

270
00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:12,244
and I can always
tell the difference.

271
00:16:12,412 --> 00:16:14,246
You don't have
any family issues, do you?

272
00:16:14,414 --> 00:16:17,249
Well, I have...

273
00:16:21,004 --> 00:16:22,963
Well, you're just lazy.

274
00:16:23,131 --> 00:16:24,465
You know, you sit in your office

275
00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:26,175
pretending to be
on the telephone,

276
00:16:26,343 --> 00:16:27,802
shuffling papers all day,

277
00:16:27,969 --> 00:16:29,529
and every hour or so
you get up and walk

278
00:16:29,554 --> 00:16:32,431
around Lucy's desk
like a four-balled tomcat.

279
00:16:32,599 --> 00:16:34,892
And what's worse,

280
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:37,103
you don't even care enough
to cover it up.

281
00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:41,065
Also,

282
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:43,567
it's just my opinion, but...

283
00:16:44,778 --> 00:16:47,279
I don't think men
should wear makeup.

284
00:16:49,699 --> 00:16:52,535
See you tomorrow, Barry.

285
00:16:53,662 --> 00:16:55,454
Okay.

286
00:16:57,624 --> 00:16:59,667
You have one message.

287
00:16:59,835 --> 00:17:02,169
Yo, Mundo,

288
00:17:02,337 --> 00:17:04,057
you know who it is.
Where the hell you been?

289
00:17:04,214 --> 00:17:06,090
Shit, bro, listen,

290
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,925
you'll never guess
where I am right now.

291
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:11,178
Regional Air Guitar Semifinals.

292
00:17:11,346 --> 00:17:13,222
So, I was thinkin',

293
00:17:13,390 --> 00:17:15,224
if I make it onto the finals,

294
00:17:15,392 --> 00:17:16,809
maybe you could use
a little ta-da,

295
00:17:16,977 --> 00:17:19,019
we raise a glass
down at the Beaver Tree.

296
00:17:19,187 --> 00:17:20,938
Titty bar bush, baby.

297
00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:23,440
Be there, or be a fuckin' tool.

298
00:17:23,608 --> 00:17:25,151
Later!

299
00:17:25,318 --> 00:17:27,820
End of messages.

300
00:17:44,462 --> 00:17:46,005
"Dear Mr. Munday,"

301
00:17:46,173 --> 00:17:48,340
I have been retained
to represent the interests

302
00:17:48,508 --> 00:17:50,009
of Miss Ginger Farley.

303
00:17:50,177 --> 00:17:51,897
Miss Farley believes
that you are the father

304
00:17:52,012 --> 00:17:56,182
of her unborn child conceived
on or about February 11th.

305
00:17:56,349 --> 00:17:58,392
I have been retained
to establish paternity,

306
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,436
and to obtain
a child support order

307
00:18:00,604 --> 00:18:03,522
consistent with our state's
rules of judicial administration.

308
00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:05,482
If you wish to admit paternity,

309
00:18:05,650 --> 00:18:07,943
I can draft
all necessary documents.

310
00:18:08,111 --> 00:18:10,029
If you wish to deny paternity,

311
00:18:10,197 --> 00:18:12,489
I will seek an order
of the court for DNA testing.

312
00:18:12,657 --> 00:18:15,034
Please contact me
within 10 days.

313
00:18:15,202 --> 00:18:18,746
"Sincerely, Newton Creech,
Attorney at Law."

314
00:18:25,879 --> 00:18:28,380
Ginger Farley?

315
00:18:28,548 --> 00:18:31,091
Who the fuck is Ginger Farley?

316
00:18:33,845 --> 00:18:36,639
Mr. Munday,
Newton Creech here.

317
00:18:36,806 --> 00:18:40,392
Hi.
Yes sir, um,

318
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,144
well, I got your letter.

319
00:18:42,312 --> 00:18:44,146
Yes you did.

320
00:18:44,314 --> 00:18:47,816
First off, this Ginger Farley,

321
00:18:47,984 --> 00:18:50,945
how does she know
that I’m the father of the baby?

322
00:18:51,112 --> 00:18:53,239
I mean...

323
00:18:53,406 --> 00:18:55,074
well, yeah, how does she know?

324
00:18:55,242 --> 00:18:56,867
That's an easy question.

325
00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:58,955
According to Miss Farley,
she has had intercourse

326
00:18:58,979 --> 00:19:00,913
one time in her entire life...

327
00:19:01,081 --> 00:19:04,124
with you, on February 11th
of this year.

328
00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:08,045
It wasn't hard for her
to figure it out.

329
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:11,173
Wow. Okay.

330
00:19:11,341 --> 00:19:13,217
Where did we meet,

331
00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:15,803
me and Miss Farley?

332
00:19:15,971 --> 00:19:18,097
Let's not play games, Barry.

333
00:19:18,265 --> 00:19:20,474
If you want to play games,
please, go hire a lawyer.

334
00:19:20,642 --> 00:19:22,142
No, sir, I’m not playing games.

335
00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:23,644
I just...

336
00:19:23,812 --> 00:19:26,772
Hey, just wanna make sure
the baby's mine, right?

337
00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:31,026
Um, I mean, I'll take
a blood test voluntarily.

338
00:19:31,194 --> 00:19:32,820
Do you really have
no recollection

339
00:19:32,988 --> 00:19:34,989
of your sexual encounter
with Ginger Farley?

340
00:19:35,156 --> 00:19:38,284
Because Mr. Munday,
I find that really hard to believe.

341
00:19:38,451 --> 00:19:41,620
So...

342
00:19:41,788 --> 00:19:43,664
could we meet,

343
00:19:43,832 --> 00:19:45,749
Ginger Farley and I?

344
00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:48,002
Maybe coffee, or pastry?

345
00:19:48,169 --> 00:19:51,088
Wow. You know
what I’m gonna do?

346
00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:53,376
I'm gonna tell Ginger
you'd like to meet her somewhere

347
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,467
and she can call you.
How's that?

348
00:19:55,635 --> 00:19:57,928
That'd be great.
Okay.

349
00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:00,806
You know, Mr. Munday,
they say one man's burden

350
00:20:00,974 --> 00:20:02,975
can be another man's happiness.

351
00:20:03,143 --> 00:20:05,352
Thank you.

352
00:20:09,024 --> 00:20:11,900
It's strange, I honestly can't explain

353
00:20:12,068 --> 00:20:14,820
why it only occurred
to me just now,

354
00:20:14,988 --> 00:20:17,156
I end with me.

355
00:20:17,324 --> 00:20:18,657
No more Mundays.

356
00:20:18,825 --> 00:20:21,327
I’m it, the very last.

357
00:20:21,494 --> 00:20:24,788
That thought rose slowly
to the surface of my mind,

358
00:20:24,956 --> 00:20:27,333
and on top of everything else.

359
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:30,669
I guess it never seemed
important before.

360
00:20:30,837 --> 00:20:33,505
Marriage?
No thank you.

361
00:20:33,673 --> 00:20:35,424
Children?
They smell,

362
00:20:35,592 --> 00:20:37,843
and grow up to hate you
and take your money.

363
00:20:38,011 --> 00:20:39,470
Sure, I grew up
without a father.

364
00:20:39,637 --> 00:20:43,057
Maybe that colored my outlook
on life, I don't know.

365
00:20:43,224 --> 00:20:46,185
All I know is
I once had options.

366
00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:49,772
My balls were great.

367
00:20:49,939 --> 00:20:51,815
I was great.

368
00:20:55,278 --> 00:20:56,945
I’m pretty sure I was great.

369
00:21:03,370 --> 00:21:06,538
Line 1, a Ginger Farley.

370
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:10,209
Good luck.

371
00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:13,003
What does that mean?

372
00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:20,177
Shee-ee...

373
00:21:29,396 --> 00:21:32,147
Why'd you want
to meet me, Barry?

374
00:21:32,315 --> 00:21:33,899
Ginger.

375
00:21:34,067 --> 00:21:35,692
It's good to see you.

376
00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:37,069
ls it?

377
00:21:38,154 --> 00:21:40,114
Yes.

378
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:50,082
This is familiar.

379
00:21:51,084 --> 00:21:53,001
This is where we met, Barry.

380
00:21:53,169 --> 00:21:55,087
Right over there.

381
00:21:58,925 --> 00:22:00,045
- You want to sit down?
- No.

382
00:22:00,093 --> 00:22:01,510
Yeah.

383
00:22:01,678 --> 00:22:03,095
So, how far along are you?

384
00:22:03,263 --> 00:22:06,140
Well, on February 11th,

385
00:22:06,307 --> 00:22:07,683
a few moments before midnight,

386
00:22:07,851 --> 00:22:10,185
your little sperm army
stormed my pink beach.

387
00:22:10,353 --> 00:22:13,105
So, you count the days.

388
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,152
Newton said you had
no memory of our sex.

389
00:22:18,319 --> 00:22:19,778
He did?

390
00:22:19,946 --> 00:22:21,613
What an asshole.

391
00:22:21,781 --> 00:22:23,282
Right.

392
00:22:23,450 --> 00:22:26,452
No, you...
you're an asshole.

393
00:22:28,204 --> 00:22:31,457
Ginger, I don't mean to offend,

394
00:22:31,624 --> 00:22:33,876
but are you totally,

395
00:22:34,043 --> 00:22:37,546
100%, absolutely, positivo sure

396
00:22:37,714 --> 00:22:39,006
that the baby's mine?

397
00:22:39,174 --> 00:22:40,716
You little shit-eater.

398
00:22:40,884 --> 00:22:42,885
I am weak one night,

399
00:22:43,052 --> 00:22:46,430
one night, and with
a shit-eater like you.

400
00:22:46,598 --> 00:22:47,931
God knows why,

401
00:22:48,099 --> 00:22:49,349
and now you want to sit here

402
00:22:49,517 --> 00:22:51,351
at Snatchers and ask me crap?

403
00:22:51,519 --> 00:22:54,938
Yes, Barry, I’m "positivo"
the baby is yours.

404
00:22:55,106 --> 00:22:58,108
And you're not going to run away
from your responsibility.

405
00:22:59,569 --> 00:23:00,986
Do you mind if I touch it?

406
00:23:01,154 --> 00:23:02,874
I don't know why I said that.

407
00:23:02,989 --> 00:23:04,364
Touch what?

408
00:23:04,532 --> 00:23:06,033
Your belly,

409
00:23:06,201 --> 00:23:07,784
touch where the baby is.

410
00:23:07,952 --> 00:23:09,286
Ooh!

411
00:23:09,454 --> 00:23:10,746
I’ll have Newton call you,

412
00:23:10,914 --> 00:23:12,539
and he'll go over
the paternity test,

413
00:23:12,707 --> 00:23:14,458
and the paternity
acknowledgment forms.

414
00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:16,960
That is, if you decide
to sign them.

415
00:23:17,128 --> 00:23:19,046
Goodbye, Barry.

416
00:23:19,214 --> 00:23:21,715
- Goodbye.
- Asshole shit-eater.

417
00:23:21,883 --> 00:23:23,967
It's great seeing you again.

418
00:23:43,821 --> 00:23:45,864
<i>♪ Night will follow day ♪</i>

419
00:23:47,575 --> 00:23:49,535
<i>♪ Sure as the sun
and moon ♪</i>

420
00:23:51,621 --> 00:23:54,581
<i>♪ Remember
I will always ♪</i>

421
00:23:54,749 --> 00:23:57,167
<i>♪ Be with you ♪</i>

422
00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:01,713
<i>♪ If I’m out of words to say ♪</i>

423
00:24:03,550 --> 00:24:05,842
<i>♪ And I understand you ♪</i>

424
00:24:07,929 --> 00:24:13,809
<i>♪ When you see
a darkness coming through... ♪</i>

425
00:24:15,812 --> 00:24:20,148
<i>♪ Remember to keep warm ♪</i>

426
00:24:20,316 --> 00:24:24,236
<i>- ♪ Take shelter from the storm... ♪
- Newton Creech's office.</i>

427
00:24:24,404 --> 00:24:29,741
<i>♪ The night will not last
for much more ♪</i>

428
00:24:32,078 --> 00:24:36,248
<i>♪ I wrote in a small note ♪</i>

429
00:24:36,416 --> 00:24:40,252
<i>♪ "Put on your winter coat ♪</i>

430
00:24:40,420 --> 00:24:45,882
<i>♪ A cold wind will blow
through your door"... ♪</i>

431
00:25:02,984 --> 00:25:04,526
Hi.
Newton Creech, please.

432
00:25:08,114 --> 00:25:09,615
<i>♪ Night will follow day... ♪</i>

433
00:25:09,782 --> 00:25:12,451
- Why did you play this?
- What?

434
00:25:12,619 --> 00:25:14,870
Right, I’m supposed to believe
it's just a coincidence

435
00:25:15,038 --> 00:25:17,247
that they're playing our song
right when I walk in?

436
00:25:19,042 --> 00:25:21,793
<i>♪ Remember I will always
be with you... ♪</i>

437
00:25:24,547 --> 00:25:25,964
What's this?

438
00:25:26,132 --> 00:25:29,134
The paternity agreement forms.
All signed.

439
00:25:29,302 --> 00:25:32,429
- You're not gonna take the...
- Yeah, I don't need to take a test.

440
00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:34,681
Why not?

441
00:25:34,849 --> 00:25:36,266
Because I know.

442
00:25:36,434 --> 00:25:38,560
You know?

443
00:25:38,728 --> 00:25:41,730
Yeah.
I feel it.

444
00:25:41,898 --> 00:25:43,148
You feel it?

445
00:25:43,316 --> 00:25:45,192
Yes.

446
00:25:46,194 --> 00:25:49,071
I got you a drink.
It's virgin.

447
00:25:49,238 --> 00:25:51,615
Very funny, Barry.
What do you want from me?

448
00:25:51,783 --> 00:25:54,326
I don't kn...
nothing, I just...

449
00:25:54,494 --> 00:25:55,869
What did you want from me?

450
00:25:56,037 --> 00:25:58,455
- Do you think I’m after money?
- No.

451
00:25:58,623 --> 00:26:00,999
You don't think that if you were there
for the passion of our sex

452
00:26:01,167 --> 00:26:03,287
that you should be accountable
and take responsibility

453
00:26:03,419 --> 00:26:05,087
for this little miracle
that we made?

454
00:26:05,254 --> 00:26:07,714
No, I’m saying I want to take
responsibility here.

455
00:26:07,882 --> 00:26:10,634
- This isn't all my fault!
- Why are you yelling at me?

456
00:26:10,802 --> 00:26:12,135
Shit-eater.

457
00:26:12,303 --> 00:26:14,143
Ginger, I’m saying
I want to be a part of this,

458
00:26:14,167 --> 00:26:16,098
like a real dad, you know?

459
00:26:16,265 --> 00:26:18,600
With dedication...

460
00:26:18,768 --> 00:26:21,687
financially, spiritually, morally.

461
00:26:23,523 --> 00:26:25,691
Look, I don't have
to be in your life.

462
00:26:25,858 --> 00:26:28,026
You and I don't have
to be, you know...

463
00:26:28,194 --> 00:26:30,821
but for the baby,

464
00:26:30,988 --> 00:26:33,281
I think we should be
friendly, friends.

465
00:26:33,449 --> 00:26:35,575
Friends.

466
00:26:43,543 --> 00:26:45,210
Cheers.

467
00:26:47,922 --> 00:26:49,881
So, do we know
if it's a boy or a girl

468
00:26:50,049 --> 00:26:53,260
from the x-ray?

469
00:26:53,428 --> 00:26:56,054
We call that a sonogram,
and no, I haven't found out.

470
00:26:56,222 --> 00:26:58,223
I don't want to know.

471
00:27:00,059 --> 00:27:01,601
How's the drink?

472
00:27:01,769 --> 00:27:04,896
It's awful.
This straw is ridiculous.

473
00:27:07,483 --> 00:27:09,109
So, can I touch the baby?

474
00:27:09,277 --> 00:27:11,403
Can I touch your belly now?

475
00:27:31,966 --> 00:27:34,009
Can I go to the doctor with you?

476
00:27:36,345 --> 00:27:38,472
Don't get the wrong idea, Barry.

477
00:27:38,639 --> 00:27:40,557
You're still a shit-eater.

478
00:27:48,775 --> 00:27:50,192
Hey.

479
00:27:57,700 --> 00:28:00,452
Green Insurance,
Barry Munday speaking.

480
00:28:13,382 --> 00:28:15,967
Why don't you ask her if you
can have a squirt?

481
00:28:17,678 --> 00:28:21,306
Ginger Farley?
Come on back.

482
00:28:23,851 --> 00:28:25,644
Yeah.

483
00:28:33,444 --> 00:28:36,655
So, don't ask me why,
but my parents want to meet you.

484
00:28:36,823 --> 00:28:38,663
They want you to come
to dinner tomorrow night.

485
00:28:41,244 --> 00:28:43,620
It's stupid, so...
I mean, it's not my idea.

486
00:28:43,788 --> 00:28:45,508
If you don't want to go,
I'll just tell them

487
00:28:45,623 --> 00:28:47,783
that you don't want to go
and that'll be the end of it.

488
00:28:47,807 --> 00:28:48,875
No, I’ll go.

489
00:28:49,043 --> 00:28:51,336
My parents won't like you.

490
00:28:52,505 --> 00:28:53,672
Why not?

491
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,341
They just won't.

492
00:28:57,677 --> 00:29:00,470
Knock-knock.

493
00:29:02,390 --> 00:29:04,182
- Hi.
- Hey, Ginger, how're we feeling?

494
00:29:04,350 --> 00:29:07,394
Well, my feet are swollen,

495
00:29:07,562 --> 00:29:08,937
I pee 2,000 times a day,

496
00:29:09,105 --> 00:29:10,730
I haven't taken
a shit since Tuesday,

497
00:29:10,898 --> 00:29:14,401
and my nipples are like black.

498
00:29:14,569 --> 00:29:18,446
Okay. Good, let's see here
what we have.

499
00:29:18,614 --> 00:29:21,408
We have a possible
due date of December 10th.

500
00:29:21,576 --> 00:29:22,909
Sweet.

501
00:29:23,077 --> 00:29:24,244
Yeah.

502
00:29:24,412 --> 00:29:26,652
So, you still thinking
of having the water birth at home?

503
00:29:26,747 --> 00:29:28,623
- Yeah.
- What's a water birth at home?

504
00:29:28,791 --> 00:29:31,418
I want to have the baby
submerged in water,

505
00:29:31,586 --> 00:29:34,671
naturally, and beautifully.

506
00:29:34,839 --> 00:29:37,924
Do you mean like in your tub?

507
00:29:38,092 --> 00:29:41,219
Actually, we use a little wading pool
with warm water.

508
00:29:41,387 --> 00:29:43,555
The midwife is in there
for natural childbirth.

509
00:29:43,723 --> 00:29:45,056
I think it's great.

510
00:29:45,224 --> 00:29:47,601
It's beautiful, and Dr. Shriver
thinks it's great.

511
00:29:48,853 --> 00:29:50,312
Yeah, okay.

512
00:29:50,479 --> 00:29:51,730
Um, Dr. Shriver,

513
00:29:51,898 --> 00:29:54,649
I’m Barry Munday.
I'm the father.

514
00:29:54,817 --> 00:29:57,694
I was... basically,
I was just hoping

515
00:29:57,862 --> 00:29:59,905
I could ask a few questions,
if you don't mind.

516
00:30:00,072 --> 00:30:02,032
Okay, ask away.

517
00:30:02,199 --> 00:30:03,658
All right, um, well,

518
00:30:03,826 --> 00:30:06,828
will I be allowed
to participate in the birth?

519
00:30:06,996 --> 00:30:10,582
I’d like to be there to help with
the baby when it comes out.

520
00:30:10,750 --> 00:30:13,376
Absolutely. You and the midwife
will be side by side.

521
00:30:13,544 --> 00:30:15,086
Just listen to her,

522
00:30:15,254 --> 00:30:17,213
watch the videos,
and take the classes.

523
00:30:17,381 --> 00:30:19,090
Okay, awesome.

524
00:30:19,258 --> 00:30:21,927
Um, are there any foods
that Ginger shouldn't eat?

525
00:30:22,094 --> 00:30:25,597
I read somewhere that pregnant women
shouldn't eat blue cheese.

526
00:30:25,765 --> 00:30:27,390
Are you retarded?

527
00:30:27,558 --> 00:30:29,643
I never heard the one
about the blue cheese.

528
00:30:29,810 --> 00:30:34,272
I heard that
sometimes women poop,

529
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,274
like during the birth.

530
00:30:36,442 --> 00:30:37,609
It's natural.

531
00:30:44,784 --> 00:30:46,284
Um...

532
00:30:46,452 --> 00:30:47,953
I read online
that it was possible

533
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,164
for doctors to identify patients
by their vaginas.

534
00:30:51,332 --> 00:30:53,667
Did you hear that?

535
00:30:53,834 --> 00:30:56,795
I was just curious.

536
00:30:56,963 --> 00:30:58,213
Good luck to you, son.

537
00:30:58,381 --> 00:31:01,800
- Yeah, it's not important.
- No.

538
00:31:01,968 --> 00:31:04,386
Ginger, I’ll see you next week.

539
00:31:11,102 --> 00:31:12,560
Okay, well,

540
00:31:12,728 --> 00:31:14,813
I guess,...

541
00:31:14,981 --> 00:31:17,148
So, tomorrow night.

542
00:31:17,316 --> 00:31:18,984
For what?

543
00:31:20,653 --> 00:31:22,570
Dinner with my parents.

544
00:31:22,738 --> 00:31:24,072
- Right.
- Jesus!

545
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,241
No...
it's awesome.

546
00:31:27,994 --> 00:31:29,494
So, hey...

547
00:31:29,662 --> 00:31:31,496
Good night, Barry.

548
00:31:33,624 --> 00:31:37,502
That's cool.
I’m really tired.

549
00:31:37,670 --> 00:31:39,504
Hi.

550
00:31:45,845 --> 00:31:47,512
Okay.

551
00:32:01,902 --> 00:32:03,662
This is our second child,

552
00:32:03,686 --> 00:32:05,238
and while my wife knows

553
00:32:05,406 --> 00:32:07,198
that she won't fit
into her old clothes,

554
00:32:07,366 --> 00:32:09,200
she's still beautiful.

555
00:32:09,368 --> 00:32:11,161
And it's my job to tell her

556
00:32:11,328 --> 00:32:14,706
that she looks amazing
all the time.

557
00:32:14,874 --> 00:32:16,750
Hi, beautiful.
Hi.

558
00:32:16,917 --> 00:32:20,962
Which I try to do
as regularly as possible.

559
00:32:33,392 --> 00:32:35,060
Hi.

560
00:32:37,897 --> 00:32:40,148
You're early.

561
00:32:58,167 --> 00:33:00,043
What?

562
00:33:00,211 --> 00:33:03,588
I don't want you
to take this the wrong way,

563
00:33:03,756 --> 00:33:07,967
but that dress
doesn't do you justice.

564
00:33:09,553 --> 00:33:11,387
That's interesting, Barry.

565
00:33:11,555 --> 00:33:13,598
You didn't seem to have
a problem with this dress

566
00:33:13,766 --> 00:33:16,768
the night you pulled it
off my body and had sex with me.

567
00:33:20,397 --> 00:33:22,982
So, I've been
kickin' around some names.

568
00:33:23,150 --> 00:33:24,776
The baby already has a name.

569
00:33:24,944 --> 00:33:26,694
What is it?

570
00:33:26,862 --> 00:33:28,446
If it's a boy, Haywood.

571
00:33:28,614 --> 00:33:31,699
- Haywood?
- Mm-

572
00:33:32,868 --> 00:33:34,285
Haywood Munday?

573
00:33:34,453 --> 00:33:37,539
- Don't be stupid.
- What?

574
00:33:37,706 --> 00:33:39,290
The baby's last name
won't be Munday.

575
00:33:39,458 --> 00:33:41,042
Why not?

576
00:33:41,210 --> 00:33:42,961
Because we're not
married, idiot.

577
00:33:43,129 --> 00:33:44,963
l-l...
but I’m the father.

578
00:33:45,131 --> 00:33:48,216
- So?
- So...

579
00:33:48,384 --> 00:33:49,968
Come on, I mean, I...

580
00:33:50,136 --> 00:33:51,886
I stepped up
to the responsibility.

581
00:33:52,054 --> 00:33:53,388
One trip to my doctor to ask him

582
00:33:53,556 --> 00:33:55,974
about his other patients'
vaginas is not stepping up.

583
00:33:56,142 --> 00:33:57,600
Yeah, but it's our baby, right?

584
00:33:57,768 --> 00:33:59,811
It's yours and mine, right?

585
00:33:59,979 --> 00:34:02,480
I mean I'm here,
Ginger. I’m the father.

586
00:34:02,648 --> 00:34:04,899
Fine, fine!

587
00:34:05,067 --> 00:34:06,693
Fine.

588
00:34:06,861 --> 00:34:08,403
The baby won't have a last name.

589
00:34:08,571 --> 00:34:10,363
It'll just be Haywood.

590
00:34:10,531 --> 00:34:11,990
No, that...
just Haywood?

591
00:34:13,784 --> 00:34:15,869
I don't think you can do that
legally, can you?

592
00:34:16,036 --> 00:34:19,164
Why not? Lots of famous people
in history only have one name.

593
00:34:19,331 --> 00:34:20,665
Moses.

594
00:34:20,833 --> 00:34:22,333
Cleopatra.

595
00:34:22,501 --> 00:34:24,002
Calvin.

596
00:34:25,212 --> 00:34:28,464
- Who's Calvin?
- Jesus.

597
00:34:29,550 --> 00:34:31,426
So, if the baby
only gets one name,

598
00:34:31,594 --> 00:34:32,927
why do you get to decide?

599
00:34:33,095 --> 00:34:35,889
Why?

600
00:34:36,056 --> 00:34:39,017
'Cause this baby's
in me, not you.

601
00:34:39,185 --> 00:34:42,270
Because every minute
I’m making a human being, not you.

602
00:34:42,438 --> 00:34:44,397
And because my tits
feel like two ziplock bags

603
00:34:44,565 --> 00:34:46,733
full of dried-up oatmeal.
Do yours?

604
00:34:46,901 --> 00:34:48,818
I don't think it's fair

605
00:34:48,986 --> 00:34:50,862
to use my biological
disadvantages against me.

606
00:34:51,030 --> 00:34:53,031
You know I’d switch places
with you if I could.

607
00:34:54,450 --> 00:34:55,867
I would, seriously.

608
00:34:56,035 --> 00:34:57,535
I go to work alone,
I sleep alone,

609
00:34:57,703 --> 00:34:59,703
but you get to experience
a connection to this baby

610
00:34:59,830 --> 00:35:01,789
I am completely excluded from.

611
00:35:09,006 --> 00:35:12,050
Just so you know, my parents think
that you put drugs in my drink

612
00:35:12,218 --> 00:35:14,427
and had intercourse
with me while I was unconscious.

613
00:35:16,096 --> 00:35:18,264
Honey, well...

614
00:35:18,432 --> 00:35:19,933
This is for you.

615
00:35:26,565 --> 00:35:28,900
Come with me, son.

616
00:35:30,527 --> 00:35:33,655
- I want you to see a few of these trophies.
- Wonderful.

617
00:35:33,822 --> 00:35:37,700
- Who's this?
- This is our youngest, Jennifer.

618
00:35:39,119 --> 00:35:40,662
Any pictures of Ginger?

619
00:35:40,829 --> 00:35:42,664
Yeah...

620
00:35:42,831 --> 00:35:44,249
No.

621
00:35:44,416 --> 00:35:46,751
She doesn't like pictures.

622
00:35:46,919 --> 00:35:49,379
Sit down, son.

623
00:35:58,639 --> 00:36:00,640
So, Mr. Munday,

624
00:36:00,808 --> 00:36:03,977
we've got ourselves a bit
of a situation here, don't we?

625
00:36:04,144 --> 00:36:06,187
Yes, sir.
Um...

626
00:36:06,355 --> 00:36:09,774
I... I'm not sure
what you've been told

627
00:36:09,942 --> 00:36:12,068
concerning my actions.

628
00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:13,528
Wait a minute.

629
00:36:13,696 --> 00:36:15,780
Did you not tell my daughter
that you would accept

630
00:36:15,948 --> 00:36:19,534
full responsibility for being
father of this baby, you shit-eater?

631
00:36:19,702 --> 00:36:22,787
- Yes, um...
- Financially, morally?

632
00:36:22,955 --> 00:36:25,581
- I...
- I'm sorry, but did you not say

633
00:36:25,749 --> 00:36:28,835
that all these things
would be your actions, Mr. Munday?

634
00:36:29,003 --> 00:36:30,336
I thought
you-you were...

635
00:36:30,504 --> 00:36:32,464
Nah, that's... I thought
you were talking about...

636
00:36:32,488 --> 00:36:35,282
About what? Talking about what?
What are you talking about?

637
00:36:36,844 --> 00:36:38,177
Nothing.

638
00:36:38,345 --> 00:36:40,138
Nothing?

639
00:36:47,146 --> 00:36:51,357
Mr. Munday,
Ginger is hardheaded,

640
00:36:51,525 --> 00:36:54,485
and yes, unappreciative at times

641
00:36:54,653 --> 00:36:56,946
of her family's love,

642
00:36:57,114 --> 00:37:00,867
but she is my daughter.

643
00:37:02,494 --> 00:37:03,661
Remember that.

644
00:37:03,829 --> 00:37:05,038
Yes sir.

645
00:37:05,205 --> 00:37:06,372
Good.

646
00:37:09,793 --> 00:37:11,836
Pumpkin farm!

647
00:37:14,006 --> 00:37:15,340
Dinner's ready.

648
00:37:15,507 --> 00:37:16,841
I expect you'll be
looking forward

649
00:37:17,009 --> 00:37:19,177
to continuing this
later on, Mr. Munday.

650
00:37:19,345 --> 00:37:21,137
Yes sir.

651
00:37:23,057 --> 00:37:24,766
So, you're Barry the rapist.

652
00:37:24,933 --> 00:37:27,268
Tell us about yourself, Barry.

653
00:37:27,436 --> 00:37:28,978
This is the first time

654
00:37:29,146 --> 00:37:32,106
Ginger has ever
brought a man home to meet us.

655
00:37:32,274 --> 00:37:34,192
Our Jennifer brings
fellas home all the time.

656
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:35,610
But that's Jennifer.

657
00:37:35,778 --> 00:37:36,778
I’m a slut.

658
00:37:36,945 --> 00:37:38,363
You stop that.

659
00:37:38,530 --> 00:37:40,031
She is not a slut.

660
00:37:40,199 --> 00:37:41,866
She's graduating
from business school

661
00:37:42,034 --> 00:37:44,535
and she plays three instruments.

662
00:37:44,703 --> 00:37:49,040
Jennifer is very
very special... ed.

663
00:37:53,921 --> 00:37:56,161
Personally, I think
this is nice for Ginger,

664
00:37:56,185 --> 00:37:59,258
even though I don't approve of the way
the two of you did your business.

665
00:37:59,426 --> 00:38:01,344
- Mom...
- I blame myself.

666
00:38:01,512 --> 00:38:04,347
I tell her it's not natural
to be by herself all the time.

667
00:38:04,515 --> 00:38:06,432
I’ve told her this
since she was 14,

668
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,935
"You need to put on makeup,
nice dresses,

669
00:38:09,103 --> 00:38:10,520
show some pride,
like Jennifer."

670
00:38:10,687 --> 00:38:12,105
Leave her alone, Mom.

671
00:38:13,399 --> 00:38:14,690
Let's ask Barry.

672
00:38:14,858 --> 00:38:16,901
You like makeup, don't you?

673
00:38:17,069 --> 00:38:19,404
- I...
- She does it for attention.

674
00:38:19,571 --> 00:38:21,491
- I can't believe this.
- Calm down.

675
00:38:21,515 --> 00:38:23,950
All I'm saying is,
it's great to have Barry here.

676
00:38:24,118 --> 00:38:25,827
He gets that.

677
00:38:27,371 --> 00:38:29,080
I think Ginger's beautiful.

678
00:38:34,420 --> 00:38:37,588
And personally, as the father,

679
00:38:37,756 --> 00:38:39,549
I feel it's my role

680
00:38:39,716 --> 00:38:41,467
to tell her she looks
amazing all the time,

681
00:38:41,635 --> 00:38:43,553
which I try to do regularly.

682
00:38:46,682 --> 00:38:49,100
So, Barry, um, you were

683
00:38:49,268 --> 00:38:51,185
telling my wife about yourself.

684
00:38:51,353 --> 00:38:54,397
Well, not much to tell, really.

685
00:38:54,565 --> 00:38:57,316
I flirted with architecture
for a while.

686
00:38:57,484 --> 00:39:00,111
I thought about getting
into triathlons,

687
00:39:00,279 --> 00:39:01,612
or relay races.

688
00:39:01,780 --> 00:39:03,823
Been in insurance...
about a year.

689
00:39:03,991 --> 00:39:05,616
Um...

690
00:39:05,784 --> 00:39:09,120
it's good.
It's really good.

691
00:39:09,288 --> 00:39:13,082
- Where?
- It's on Moorpark.

692
00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:15,334
Green Insurance.

693
00:39:15,502 --> 00:39:17,462
Lonnie Green's
a great friend of mine.

694
00:39:17,486 --> 00:39:18,588
I’ll call him,

695
00:39:18,755 --> 00:39:20,465
arrange to have lunch,
the three of us.

696
00:39:20,632 --> 00:39:21,924
That would be great.

697
00:39:22,092 --> 00:39:25,303
Get to know the new
father a little bit.

698
00:39:25,471 --> 00:39:28,139
That sounds good.

699
00:39:31,977 --> 00:39:33,478
Well...

700
00:39:34,897 --> 00:39:36,981
we're gonna have a baby.

701
00:39:42,321 --> 00:39:44,780
That's wonderful.

702
00:39:48,327 --> 00:39:50,161
Anyone like a gin and tonic?

703
00:40:02,716 --> 00:40:04,884
So, where'd you two meet?

704
00:40:06,136 --> 00:40:07,929
Snatchers.

705
00:40:09,723 --> 00:40:11,557
I see.

706
00:40:11,725 --> 00:40:14,018
I guess you knew Barry
before the operation.

707
00:40:14,186 --> 00:40:15,853
I guess so.

708
00:40:20,526 --> 00:40:23,736
So, Ginger, mother to mother,

709
00:40:23,904 --> 00:40:26,155
what is it that you want
for this baby?

710
00:40:27,241 --> 00:40:30,117
Besides healthy?

711
00:40:30,285 --> 00:40:33,037
I guess I just want
my child to feel

712
00:40:33,205 --> 00:40:35,873
loved and appreciated,

713
00:40:36,041 --> 00:40:39,210
even if it's 180 degrees
different from me.

714
00:40:40,754 --> 00:40:43,965
I would be very proud
to have a gay child.

715
00:40:49,972 --> 00:40:52,012
So, where are we having
this wonderful new addition?

716
00:40:52,036 --> 00:40:53,599
St. Joseph's?

717
00:40:53,767 --> 00:40:55,560
I'm having
a water birth at home.

718
00:40:55,727 --> 00:40:57,562
Huh.
huh.

719
00:40:57,729 --> 00:40:59,605
Yeah, the doctor
thought it was a great idea.

720
00:40:59,773 --> 00:41:02,483
And it's natural and beautiful.

721
00:41:02,651 --> 00:41:04,443
So...

722
00:41:04,611 --> 00:41:06,737
Well, I’d like to do whatever
I can to help out.

723
00:41:06,905 --> 00:41:08,906
You're gonna need
a baby bed, and bottles,

724
00:41:09,074 --> 00:41:11,284
and lots and lots of diapers.

725
00:41:11,451 --> 00:41:12,785
That's great, Mom.
Thanks.

726
00:41:12,953 --> 00:41:15,830
I appreciate it, but my baby
won't be wearing diapers.

727
00:41:15,998 --> 00:41:17,518
I mean, why is it
we can teach a kitten

728
00:41:17,624 --> 00:41:19,750
just a few months old
to use a sandbox,

729
00:41:19,918 --> 00:41:22,420
but a child,
infinitely more intelligent,

730
00:41:22,588 --> 00:41:24,588
walks around shitting in their pants
for two years?

731
00:41:24,612 --> 00:41:27,091
Ginger read that.
This doctor... what's his name?

732
00:41:27,259 --> 00:41:30,761
Plus, all the harmful
pathogens in human feces,

733
00:41:30,929 --> 00:41:33,139
just smushed in there

734
00:41:33,307 --> 00:41:36,225
in that hot incubator
of a diaper.

735
00:41:41,690 --> 00:41:43,899
She comes from
a really nice family...

736
00:41:44,067 --> 00:41:46,694
wealthy, nice house.

737
00:41:46,862 --> 00:41:48,487
Her sister plays
three instruments.

738
00:41:48,655 --> 00:41:52,617
Honey, I don't care
if she's a Kennedy.

739
00:41:52,784 --> 00:41:54,910
A cat box?

740
00:41:55,078 --> 00:41:57,288
She wants to train your baby
to use a cat box.

741
00:41:57,456 --> 00:41:59,040
Can you imagine?

742
00:42:00,626 --> 00:42:02,460
There she is!

743
00:42:02,628 --> 00:42:03,961
Where is your bathroom?

744
00:42:04,129 --> 00:42:05,421
Go around this corner

745
00:42:05,589 --> 00:42:06,922
and through the living room,

746
00:42:07,090 --> 00:42:10,343
just on your right,
past the zebra.

747
00:42:13,513 --> 00:42:15,973
A cat box.

748
00:42:20,896 --> 00:42:23,981
You want to maybe
tell me about this operation

749
00:42:24,149 --> 00:42:27,485
in case I get placed
in that situation again, "honey"?

750
00:42:30,530 --> 00:42:32,198
Um...

751
00:42:33,700 --> 00:42:36,535
I went to a matinee
a few months ago,

752
00:42:36,703 --> 00:42:40,373
um... one second

753
00:42:40,540 --> 00:42:42,500
I was watching a movie...

754
00:42:42,668 --> 00:42:43,668
No!

755
00:42:43,835 --> 00:42:46,253
...and six hours later

756
00:42:46,421 --> 00:42:49,340
I woke up in a hospital

757
00:42:49,508 --> 00:42:52,843
where they had removed
my testicles.

758
00:42:58,850 --> 00:43:01,060
What happened in the matinee?

759
00:43:04,523 --> 00:43:06,440
I wish I knew.

760
00:43:06,608 --> 00:43:10,027
I actually have no memory
due to the trauma.

761
00:43:10,195 --> 00:43:12,780
Are you serious?

762
00:43:12,948 --> 00:43:16,450
Well, the doctor said
it may come back eventually,

763
00:43:16,618 --> 00:43:18,285
um, maybe not,

764
00:43:18,453 --> 00:43:20,871
but I hope so.

765
00:43:22,249 --> 00:43:24,250
You have no testicles.

766
00:43:28,046 --> 00:43:30,047
I don't know why
I never told you about...

767
00:43:30,215 --> 00:43:34,093
about it before,
but with the baby,

768
00:43:34,261 --> 00:43:37,638
you being pregnant
was a real miracle

769
00:43:37,806 --> 00:43:39,140
in a lot of ways.

770
00:43:39,307 --> 00:43:42,560
- Shut up.
- No, come on, I’m serious.

771
00:43:42,728 --> 00:43:44,687
I don't know, I just...

772
00:43:44,855 --> 00:43:46,814
you came,

773
00:43:46,982 --> 00:43:49,108
and there's purpose now.

774
00:43:50,402 --> 00:43:52,027
Direction.

775
00:43:55,157 --> 00:43:56,866
- Morning, Hoss.
- Hey.

776
00:43:57,033 --> 00:43:59,243
- Free for lunch?
- Sure.

777
00:43:59,411 --> 00:44:02,246
Good, an old buddy of mine, Tom,
asked for you specifically.

778
00:44:02,414 --> 00:44:04,081
- Tom...?
- Tom Farley.

779
00:44:04,249 --> 00:44:05,750
Asked for my number one
shit-eater.

780
00:44:08,211 --> 00:44:10,463
Aw, man, I’d love to get a piece
of that business.

781
00:44:10,630 --> 00:44:12,173
How do you know Tom, anyway?

782
00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:15,801
I’m,... I’m friends
with his daughter.

783
00:44:19,264 --> 00:44:22,266
- Tom!
- Lon! How're you doin'?

784
00:44:22,434 --> 00:44:24,518
- Nice to see you, man!
- You look spectacular!

785
00:44:24,686 --> 00:44:26,061
You've lost weight, man.

786
00:44:26,229 --> 00:44:28,147
You don't mind if my daughter
joins us, do you?

787
00:44:28,315 --> 00:44:29,875
I was downtown shopping, so...

788
00:44:29,941 --> 00:44:31,541
No no, not at all.
Nice to see you again.

789
00:44:31,693 --> 00:44:33,694
You too.
Hi, Barry.

790
00:44:33,862 --> 00:44:37,198
- Hi, Jennifer.
- I think our table's ready.

791
00:44:37,365 --> 00:44:40,618
Thank God, I thought you were talking
about the other daughter.

792
00:44:40,786 --> 00:44:42,286
- Menu, sir?
- Thank you.

793
00:44:42,454 --> 00:44:44,455
Well, anyway,

794
00:44:44,623 --> 00:44:46,791
I’m really glad
we were able to do this,

795
00:44:46,958 --> 00:44:49,126
my old friend and my...

796
00:44:54,257 --> 00:44:56,008
Yeah, Barry is quite a guy.

797
00:44:56,176 --> 00:44:58,511
Yeah.

798
00:45:00,180 --> 00:45:03,307
- So, what's good here?
- I'm a red sauce man, myself.

799
00:45:03,475 --> 00:45:04,475
- Best in town.
- Lonnie:

800
00:45:04,643 --> 00:45:06,477
Hey-yy...

801
00:45:06,645 --> 00:45:08,813
Jen.

802
00:45:08,980 --> 00:45:10,648
Hey, Barry.

803
00:45:17,322 --> 00:45:20,658
The calamari gets good reviews.
Whitefish...

804
00:45:20,826 --> 00:45:23,285
my favorite are the chops.

805
00:45:29,459 --> 00:45:32,086
Specials somewhere.

806
00:45:33,713 --> 00:45:35,381
Hi, lover.

807
00:45:35,549 --> 00:45:38,843
So, this your little kitty cat?

808
00:45:39,010 --> 00:45:43,222
No, Lida. Look, this is not
the time or the place...

809
00:45:43,390 --> 00:45:44,849
Oof!

810
00:45:45,851 --> 00:45:48,060
Gentlemen.

811
00:45:51,690 --> 00:45:53,232
Ooh.

812
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,526
She's an old girlfriend.

813
00:45:58,697 --> 00:46:01,323
Before Ginger.
A long time ago.

814
00:46:03,034 --> 00:46:04,743
Ginger?

815
00:46:04,911 --> 00:46:07,037
My other daughter.

816
00:46:24,890 --> 00:46:27,975
So, I heard you had
an interesting lunch yesterday.

817
00:46:30,604 --> 00:46:33,772
She's an old girlfriend.
She's crazy.

818
00:46:33,940 --> 00:46:35,900
What old girlfriend?

819
00:46:38,945 --> 00:46:41,030
They didn't...
I thought...

820
00:46:43,909 --> 00:46:47,161
I'm kidding.
Of course they told me.

821
00:46:47,329 --> 00:46:49,079
You're such an idiot.

822
00:46:50,582 --> 00:46:51,749
Why do you do that...

823
00:46:51,917 --> 00:46:54,168
all the "idiot,
shit-eater" stuff all the time?

824
00:46:54,336 --> 00:46:56,253
I’m sorry, Barry,

825
00:46:56,421 --> 00:46:58,464
am I hurting your feelings?

826
00:47:00,425 --> 00:47:02,217
No, I mean, ahem...

827
00:47:02,385 --> 00:47:03,886
I’m trying to be nice.

828
00:47:05,555 --> 00:47:07,640
See, I can't win.
It's like you constantly

829
00:47:07,807 --> 00:47:09,475
expect me to disappoint you.

830
00:47:09,643 --> 00:47:12,019
And why would I expect that?

831
00:47:13,855 --> 00:47:15,481
All right,

832
00:47:15,649 --> 00:47:18,025
I’m an idiot shit-eater.

833
00:47:18,193 --> 00:47:20,653
But for the record,
you should know

834
00:47:20,820 --> 00:47:22,863
expectation

835
00:47:23,031 --> 00:47:25,574
is nothing but planned
resentment.

836
00:47:27,744 --> 00:47:31,121
Do you have that written
on a poster on the wall of your office?

837
00:47:32,248 --> 00:47:34,583
No, it's a book,

838
00:47:34,751 --> 00:47:37,002
a good book,
and I think it's true.

839
00:47:37,170 --> 00:47:39,490
And if you want to carry that around
with you all the time,

840
00:47:39,514 --> 00:47:40,881
hey, that's your bag.

841
00:47:41,049 --> 00:47:43,717
But remember, you called me.

842
00:47:43,885 --> 00:47:46,011
And I’m here.

843
00:47:50,350 --> 00:47:52,142
Whatever. It doesn't matter.

844
00:47:52,310 --> 00:47:54,812
I don't blame you
for a goddamn thing.

845
00:47:57,232 --> 00:47:59,108
Well, I want it to matter.

846
00:48:00,485 --> 00:48:01,986
I want you to like me.

847
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,991
Ginger, the doctor
will see you now.

848
00:48:11,037 --> 00:48:14,039
Liking people is easy, Barry.

849
00:48:18,169 --> 00:48:20,838
<i>♪ Mama,
I’m in fear for my life... ♪</i>

850
00:48:21,006 --> 00:48:22,673
Hey, man, honestly,
thanks for comin'.

851
00:48:22,841 --> 00:48:25,551
Of course.
You look great.

852
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:27,136
Like a red car wash.

853
00:48:27,303 --> 00:48:30,347
I figured if I make it,
and keep goin' on,

854
00:48:30,515 --> 00:48:31,932
then we could keep partying,

855
00:48:32,100 --> 00:48:33,780
then we'll take it down
to the Beaver Tree.

856
00:48:33,810 --> 00:48:35,060
Yeah, strip joint.

857
00:48:35,228 --> 00:48:37,229
You in?

858
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,357
<i>♪ The jig is up
the news is out ♪</i>

859
00:48:40,525 --> 00:48:42,401
<i>♪ They've finally
found me... ♪</i>

860
00:48:42,569 --> 00:48:44,194
Heavy Metal Greg is the shit!

861
00:48:44,362 --> 00:48:46,196
Cups!

862
00:48:50,076 --> 00:48:52,036
Whoo-oo!

863
00:48:53,455 --> 00:48:55,205
Hey, by the way,
I’m gonna have a baby.

864
00:48:55,373 --> 00:48:58,292
- A what?!
- Yeah, a baby!

865
00:48:58,460 --> 00:49:00,085
No, no, he just looks young.

866
00:49:00,253 --> 00:49:02,921
- No...
- It's his song selection. That's the key.

867
00:49:07,385 --> 00:49:08,677
Up!

868
00:49:08,845 --> 00:49:11,513
<i>♪ Mama,
I’m in fear for my life... ♪</i>

869
00:49:11,681 --> 00:49:16,393
- Up!
- <i>♪ From the long arm of the law... ♪</i>

870
00:49:16,561 --> 00:49:18,896
I can't believe you won!

871
00:49:20,899 --> 00:49:22,357
Whoo!

872
00:49:22,525 --> 00:49:23,901
The area finals!

873
00:49:24,069 --> 00:49:25,903
- And beavers!
- Yeah!

874
00:49:26,071 --> 00:49:27,529
Hey, Donald, you know somethin'?

875
00:49:27,697 --> 00:49:29,198
What?

876
00:49:30,283 --> 00:49:31,909
I think you might be
my only friend.

877
00:49:32,077 --> 00:49:34,157
- Gentlemen and gentlemen, please welcome...
- What?!

878
00:49:34,181 --> 00:49:38,309
- ...the exotic and spectacular Dreamer.
- Nothin'.

879
00:49:42,462 --> 00:49:44,129
Good talent tonight.

880
00:49:44,297 --> 00:49:47,633
No, not Italian.
I think she's Spanish.

881
00:49:48,968 --> 00:49:51,178
Exactly.

882
00:49:51,346 --> 00:49:54,598
<i>♪ Here I go again
on my own... ♪</i>

883
00:49:57,227 --> 00:49:59,770
<i>♪ Going down the only road
I’ve ever known... ♪</i>

884
00:50:02,023 --> 00:50:04,858
<i>♪ Like a drifter
I was born to walk alone... ♪</i>

885
00:50:08,404 --> 00:50:10,781
<i>♪ And I’ve made up
my mind... ♪</i>

886
00:50:11,783 --> 00:50:13,117
Hey, Barry.

887
00:50:13,284 --> 00:50:16,286
<i>♪ I ain't wastin'
no more time ♪</i>

888
00:50:16,454 --> 00:50:18,789
<i>♪ But here I go again... ♪</i>

889
00:50:20,708 --> 00:50:22,868
- Hey, hey!
- It's army style! Army style!

890
00:50:26,756 --> 00:50:29,383
Why don't you give us
that sweet little pussy, baby?

891
00:50:30,635 --> 00:50:32,261
Whoo!

892
00:50:32,428 --> 00:50:36,181
<i>♪ Here I go... ♪</i>

893
00:50:41,521 --> 00:50:42,771
Yeah!

894
00:50:42,939 --> 00:50:45,107
Get off of her!
Hey, man! Hey!

895
00:50:46,317 --> 00:50:47,776
Barry!

896
00:50:51,656 --> 00:50:54,199
Hey, break it up!
Come here!

897
00:50:58,663 --> 00:51:00,622
- You know who I am?!
- Knock it off!

898
00:51:00,790 --> 00:51:02,833
Area finals!

899
00:51:04,335 --> 00:51:06,420
Don't break it!
Don't break it!

900
00:51:06,588 --> 00:51:09,339
Be cool, dude.
I’m just comin' for the trophy.

901
00:51:14,929 --> 00:51:16,930
What the hell, dude?

902
00:51:18,016 --> 00:51:19,683
My night.

903
00:51:32,405 --> 00:51:34,531
What?

904
00:51:44,125 --> 00:51:45,667
Barry, what are you doing here?

905
00:51:45,835 --> 00:51:47,920
- What's that?
- What?

906
00:51:49,297 --> 00:51:52,049
Nothing! Shut up!
What do you want?

907
00:51:52,217 --> 00:51:54,176
No, sorry, I just...

908
00:51:54,344 --> 00:51:55,928
I just...

909
00:51:56,095 --> 00:51:58,513
wanted to make sure
the baby was okay.

910
00:51:58,681 --> 00:52:01,850
- Don't be stupid.
- I’m not being stupid.

911
00:52:02,018 --> 00:52:05,062
I’m not being stupid.

912
00:52:06,731 --> 00:52:08,232
The baby's fine.

913
00:52:08,399 --> 00:52:10,484
I just...

914
00:52:10,652 --> 00:52:12,402
Can I come in?

915
00:52:12,570 --> 00:52:13,987
Go home, Barry.

916
00:52:14,155 --> 00:52:15,405
It's 2:00
in the morning.

917
00:52:15,573 --> 00:52:17,157
I know, I just...

918
00:52:17,325 --> 00:52:18,951
Can I?

919
00:52:23,122 --> 00:52:25,707
Fine, but I am not
sharing my bed with you.

920
00:52:25,875 --> 00:52:27,876
I know.

921
00:52:30,046 --> 00:52:32,256
I’ll put some sheets
on the couch.

922
00:52:42,267 --> 00:52:44,601
<i>♪ Come on along,
it's like a dream ♪</i>

923
00:52:44,769 --> 00:52:46,645
<i>♪ And you can fall
into the feeling ♪</i>

924
00:52:46,813 --> 00:52:48,063
<i>♪ That we never die... ♪</i>

925
00:52:48,231 --> 00:52:50,941
All the while, this baby

926
00:52:51,109 --> 00:52:53,902
is gonna come through
the vagina,

927
00:52:54,070 --> 00:52:55,696
big and strong.

928
00:52:55,863 --> 00:52:56,863
Comin' through.

929
00:52:57,031 --> 00:52:58,282
<i>♪ You're gonna find,
there's a little piece of mind... ♪</i>

930
00:52:58,449 --> 00:53:00,534
Yeah, of course.
No, we've got it worked out.

931
00:53:00,702 --> 00:53:03,422
Look, I wouldn't sell it if I didn't
believe it and that's the truth.

932
00:53:03,454 --> 00:53:06,832
Yeah, we're gonna take care of Alex,
Andy and Sam.

933
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,126
<i>♪ Now if you ever
want to run ♪</i>

934
00:53:10,837 --> 00:53:14,548
<i>♪ From everything
that you have become ♪</i>

935
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:20,554
<i>♪ Call on me,
I will be waiting ♪</i>

936
00:53:20,722 --> 00:53:24,933
<i>♪ Run to my room... ♪</i>

937
00:53:26,686 --> 00:53:28,478
Hey, Ginger, you know what?

938
00:53:28,646 --> 00:53:30,314
I think we're going
to have a girl.

939
00:53:30,481 --> 00:53:32,899
Great.

940
00:53:35,111 --> 00:53:36,486
By the way, I forgot,

941
00:53:36,654 --> 00:53:39,197
Jennifer invited you
to her graduation.

942
00:53:44,829 --> 00:53:46,705
This is when the baby's due.

943
00:53:46,873 --> 00:53:49,166
It's the week of the due date.

944
00:53:49,334 --> 00:53:51,543
The baby could come
at any minute.

945
00:53:51,711 --> 00:53:54,171
I feel like it's gonna
kick a hole in my side

946
00:53:54,339 --> 00:53:56,923
and crawl out right now.

947
00:54:06,517 --> 00:54:08,602
Can I feel it?

948
00:54:27,163 --> 00:54:29,206
Are you scared?

949
00:54:37,215 --> 00:54:39,883
Do you want me to go
to your sister's graduation?

950
00:54:40,051 --> 00:54:42,719
If you want.

951
00:54:42,887 --> 00:54:45,263
That's not what I’m asking.

952
00:54:45,431 --> 00:54:48,850
Let's not pretend
these people like me.

953
00:54:49,977 --> 00:54:52,521
Are you afraid of my family?

954
00:54:52,688 --> 00:54:56,108
Yes, yes I am.
Each one of them...

955
00:54:56,275 --> 00:54:58,485
individually, and as a group.

956
00:55:01,364 --> 00:55:02,906
Fine.

957
00:55:03,074 --> 00:55:04,866
Yes, I would like you
to accompany me

958
00:55:05,034 --> 00:55:07,160
to my sister's graduation.

959
00:55:10,998 --> 00:55:14,251
<i>♪ I needed you ♪</i>

960
00:55:14,419 --> 00:55:18,004
<i>♪ To set me free ♪</i>

961
00:55:18,172 --> 00:55:21,716
<i>♪ So I could learn ♪</i>

962
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:30,517
<i>♪ I needed freedom
to return... ♪</i>

963
00:55:41,195 --> 00:55:43,738
I’ve been thinking a lot
about the name Cornelia.

964
00:55:43,906 --> 00:55:45,407
Yes?

965
00:55:45,575 --> 00:55:49,286
Well, you just have
to be careful with names,

966
00:55:49,454 --> 00:55:54,082
um, basically, 'cause
children are cruel.

967
00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:56,042
Yes.

968
00:55:56,210 --> 00:55:58,210
And you got to know
they're gonna shorten the name.

969
00:55:58,234 --> 00:56:00,172
They'll call her Corny.

970
00:56:00,339 --> 00:56:04,176
She's a girl... that's
what she'll be called.

971
00:56:07,430 --> 00:56:08,972
Do you like Corny?

972
00:56:09,140 --> 00:56:10,891
Yes I do.

973
00:56:14,228 --> 00:56:15,812
You know what the boys
in high school

974
00:56:15,980 --> 00:56:18,190
are gonna call her?

975
00:56:20,193 --> 00:56:22,068
What?

976
00:56:23,070 --> 00:56:25,155
Horny Corny.

977
00:56:25,323 --> 00:56:28,116
That's what boys
like you will call her, not everybody.

978
00:56:28,284 --> 00:56:31,995
Maybe, but that'll be her name.

979
00:56:32,163 --> 00:56:34,498
Look, I’m not gonna mold my life,
or my child's life

980
00:56:34,665 --> 00:56:37,876
around the actions of perverts
and degenerates.

981
00:56:38,044 --> 00:56:39,836
I’m not afraid of the idiocy
of "Horny Corny"

982
00:56:40,004 --> 00:56:42,130
because it rhymes,
or because it's dirty,

983
00:56:42,298 --> 00:56:43,798
or because people are too lazy

984
00:56:43,966 --> 00:56:46,259
to pronounce
her real name, Cornelia.

985
00:56:48,513 --> 00:56:49,888
And by the way, the next time

986
00:56:50,056 --> 00:56:51,416
you touch my tit
without permission

987
00:56:51,557 --> 00:56:53,850
I will cut you
while you're sleeping.

988
00:57:00,358 --> 00:57:02,609
Hello!
You must be Carol.

989
00:57:02,777 --> 00:57:04,486
It's so nice to finally meet you.
Come in.

990
00:57:04,654 --> 00:57:06,154
Hi.
Nice to meet you.

991
00:57:06,322 --> 00:57:08,698
Barry's always saying
what a nice family Ginger has.

992
00:57:08,866 --> 00:57:10,951
- How sweet.
- Mrs. Munday.

993
00:57:11,118 --> 00:57:13,203
- So nice to meet you at last.
- My pleasure.

994
00:57:13,371 --> 00:57:14,955
- And it's Ms.
- Ms.

995
00:57:15,122 --> 00:57:17,082
- Hi!
- Pumpkin farm!

996
00:57:17,250 --> 00:57:19,334
And this is our youngest, Jenny.

997
00:57:19,502 --> 00:57:21,169
This is Carol, Barry's mother.

998
00:57:21,337 --> 00:57:23,004
Hi, Jennifer.
Congratulations.

999
00:57:23,172 --> 00:57:24,673
- Thanks!
- Hey, Jennifer.

1000
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,716
Nice to see you again.

1001
00:57:26,884 --> 00:57:29,302
Well, nice to see you
as well, Barry. Nice suit.

1002
00:57:29,470 --> 00:57:31,221
Thank you.

1003
00:57:31,389 --> 00:57:33,473
Hi, Barry.
Hi, Ms. Munday.

1004
00:57:33,641 --> 00:57:35,267
Hi, sweetie.

1005
00:57:37,979 --> 00:57:40,230
- Hey.
- Hi. Hello.

1006
00:57:41,566 --> 00:57:44,693
Well, shall we go through
and have a little lunch?

1007
00:57:44,860 --> 00:57:47,904
- Yes.
- Ms. Munday, may I?

1008
00:57:52,118 --> 00:57:53,285
You look nice.

1009
00:57:53,452 --> 00:57:56,037
You're wearing a suit.

1010
00:58:01,752 --> 00:58:04,754
You want another piece?

1011
00:58:04,922 --> 00:58:06,298
Not yet.

1012
00:58:06,465 --> 00:58:09,342
- It's kind of gross.
- It's going good.

1013
00:58:09,510 --> 00:58:10,760
They can hear you.

1014
00:58:10,928 --> 00:58:12,554
- What?
- They can hear you.

1015
00:58:18,978 --> 00:58:20,562
- Father Walsh?
- Mm-

1016
00:58:20,730 --> 00:58:22,480
Did you hear
about Barry's accident?

1017
00:58:24,275 --> 00:58:27,068
Um, no, I don't think I have.

1018
00:58:27,236 --> 00:58:29,779
Jennifer, I don't think
this is the time.

1019
00:58:29,947 --> 00:58:31,406
It's okay, right, Barry?

1020
00:58:34,619 --> 00:58:36,328
See, Barry was at a matinee,

1021
00:58:36,495 --> 00:58:39,080
and some whacko
just attacked him.

1022
00:58:39,248 --> 00:58:40,874
- Attacked him?
- It was awful.

1023
00:58:41,042 --> 00:58:42,959
Okay, Jen,

1024
00:58:43,127 --> 00:58:44,628
I don't think
we want to bring up

1025
00:58:44,795 --> 00:58:46,087
personal stuff, now do we?

1026
00:58:46,255 --> 00:58:48,465
- Jen.
- Phtt-tt!

1027
00:58:48,633 --> 00:58:51,801
Anyway, somebody just
comes into the theater

1028
00:58:51,969 --> 00:58:55,013
and... right
into his...

1029
00:58:56,182 --> 00:58:59,017
...you know,
his balls.

1030
00:59:00,645 --> 00:59:02,604
And they never caught
the guy, but...

1031
00:59:02,772 --> 00:59:04,689
personally, I think Barry was

1032
00:59:04,857 --> 00:59:06,650
makin' time with
another fella's lady.

1033
00:59:06,817 --> 00:59:09,486
Okay, Jen.

1034
00:59:11,447 --> 00:59:13,573
I’d stop now or you-know-what
will be revealed.

1035
00:59:13,741 --> 00:59:15,575
And you don't want that, do ya?

1036
00:59:15,743 --> 00:59:19,120
Or scammin' on some little girl
and Daddy caught him.

1037
00:59:19,288 --> 00:59:20,372
Pervert.

1038
00:59:20,539 --> 00:59:21,831
All right, check it!

1039
00:59:21,999 --> 00:59:23,500
10:00
on a Saturday night,

1040
00:59:23,668 --> 00:59:25,877
I saw Jennifer
as the featured dancer

1041
00:59:26,045 --> 00:59:28,338
at a nudie club
called the Beaver Tree.

1042
00:59:32,009 --> 00:59:33,677
Ha!

1043
00:59:42,353 --> 00:59:44,854
Sorry to be the one
to tell you all.

1044
00:59:45,022 --> 00:59:46,773
I know it's
embarrassing for you.

1045
00:59:46,941 --> 00:59:49,484
It was embarrassing for me
to see her on stage.

1046
00:59:49,652 --> 00:59:51,444
Believe me.

1047
00:59:53,531 --> 00:59:55,490
- Barry...
- Father Walsh.

1048
00:59:55,658 --> 00:59:57,867
- Barry...
- She just... she pushed me.

1049
00:59:58,035 --> 01:00:00,078
I couldn't help it.
Shame on you.

1050
01:00:00,246 --> 01:00:01,746
- Barry...
- It was Whitesnake.

1051
01:00:01,914 --> 01:00:04,666
<i>- Barry...
- ♪ Here I go again on my own... ♪</i>

1052
01:00:04,834 --> 01:00:06,584
Barry, last Saturday night,

1053
01:00:06,752 --> 01:00:08,586
Mr. and Mrs. Farley
and their two daughters

1054
01:00:08,754 --> 01:00:10,588
were at my house

1055
01:00:10,756 --> 01:00:12,590
to discuss Ginger's pregnancy.

1056
01:00:12,758 --> 01:00:14,676
till at least 10:00.

1057
01:00:14,844 --> 01:00:16,594
10:30.

1058
01:00:17,888 --> 01:00:18,888
<i>♪ Here I go... ♪</i>

1059
01:00:19,056 --> 01:00:20,724
Sweet little pussy, baby!

1060
01:00:24,854 --> 01:00:26,855
10:30?

1061
01:00:31,819 --> 01:00:33,486
For the record, sir,

1062
01:00:33,654 --> 01:00:35,280
I had never been
to the Beaver Tree

1063
01:00:35,448 --> 01:00:37,073
previous to that engagement.

1064
01:00:40,786 --> 01:00:43,371
This cake's delicious.

1065
01:00:43,539 --> 01:00:45,081
Thank you.

1066
01:00:45,249 --> 01:00:47,375
- My God!
- What?!

1067
01:00:47,543 --> 01:00:49,002
My water broke.

1068
01:00:49,170 --> 01:00:51,170
- Are you serious?
- Are you sure?

1069
01:00:53,215 --> 01:00:55,008
- Call Janice.
- Who's Janice?

1070
01:00:55,176 --> 01:00:57,051
- The midwife, you idiot!
- The midwife, Barry!

1071
01:00:57,219 --> 01:00:59,345
Watch your step!
Watch your step!

1072
01:00:59,513 --> 01:01:01,953
- Barry, there's no room for you!
- You're yelling in my head!

1073
01:01:01,977 --> 01:01:03,141
- What?
- No room!

1074
01:01:03,309 --> 01:01:04,789
You and your mother
take Father Walsh.

1075
01:01:04,813 --> 01:01:08,146
Son, son, this way!

1076
01:01:08,314 --> 01:01:10,194
Get the camera.
Get the camera, hon.

1077
01:01:10,274 --> 01:01:12,275
Here's a good shot
right here. Beautiful.

1078
01:01:12,443 --> 01:01:14,736
Talk to your baby, Ginger.

1079
01:01:14,904 --> 01:01:16,613
- Sandwich? Popcorn?
- I’m okay.

1080
01:01:16,781 --> 01:01:19,282
Okay, Daddy, why don't you
come and be a part of this?

1081
01:01:19,450 --> 01:01:21,701
Talk to your baby, Barry.

1082
01:01:21,869 --> 01:01:24,454
Okay. Um, hi baby.

1083
01:01:24,622 --> 01:01:27,415
I’m Barry Munday.

1084
01:01:27,583 --> 01:01:29,834
I wish you all the best...

1085
01:01:30,002 --> 01:01:32,545
today comin' out
of your mom's vagina.

1086
01:01:34,423 --> 01:01:36,966
Here we go!
Time for the baby!

1087
01:01:37,134 --> 01:01:39,093
Breathe, breathe.

1088
01:01:39,261 --> 01:01:41,888
Come on, come on!

1089
01:01:42,056 --> 01:01:43,681
You can do it, baby!

1090
01:01:43,849 --> 01:01:46,309
- Why don't you step into the tub?
- I'm wearing a suit.

1091
01:01:46,477 --> 01:01:48,517
Well, you can strip down
to your undies if you wish.

1092
01:01:48,541 --> 01:01:49,813
I'm not wearing any underwear.

1093
01:01:49,980 --> 01:01:53,858
- Barry.
- Barry, will you just get in the G-D tub!

1094
01:01:54,026 --> 01:01:57,153
Yes sir.

1095
01:01:58,823 --> 01:02:02,158
Agh-hh!

1096
01:02:02,326 --> 01:02:05,537
Yep, no recollection
of that place whatsoever.

1097
01:02:08,415 --> 01:02:09,666
Wait, I forgot something!

1098
01:02:14,046 --> 01:02:15,880
Push.

1099
01:02:16,048 --> 01:02:19,342
Okay, mirror. Carol,
could you give me the mirror?

1100
01:02:19,510 --> 01:02:22,637
Great. Let me see
if that's right.

1101
01:02:22,805 --> 01:02:24,180
What the hell is this?

1102
01:02:24,348 --> 01:02:26,766
It's whales in the ocean.

1103
01:02:26,934 --> 01:02:28,434
It's supposed to be soothing.

1104
01:02:28,602 --> 01:02:30,728
Right?

1105
01:02:34,525 --> 01:02:37,360
What?
What are you saying?!

1106
01:02:37,528 --> 01:02:40,530
- I can't hear you!
- Just reach down. Just reach down.

1107
01:02:44,243 --> 01:02:46,077
Turn off the fucking whales!

1108
01:02:46,245 --> 01:02:48,413
- I got it!
- Happy thoughts.

1109
01:02:48,581 --> 01:02:50,206
That's it.

1110
01:02:50,374 --> 01:02:52,734
- You can do it, Ginger!
- I can't do any more!

1111
01:02:52,758 --> 01:02:54,508
Reach down, reach down.

1112
01:03:02,553 --> 01:03:03,761
<i>♪ When I was young
and pushed around ♪</i>

1113
01:03:03,929 --> 01:03:05,209
<i>♪ And beaten up
and beaten down ♪</i>

1114
01:03:05,233 --> 01:03:07,223
<i>♪ Who'd I run to, Mama?
Tell me, who? ♪</i>

1115
01:03:07,391 --> 01:03:08,892
<i>♪ And as I grew
to be a man ♪</i>

1116
01:03:09,059 --> 01:03:10,459
<i>♪ And all the world
held such elan ♪</i>

1117
01:03:10,483 --> 01:03:12,770
<i>♪ I did what I thought
I just had to do ♪</i>

1118
01:03:12,938 --> 01:03:15,565
<i>♪ It was you, Mama, you,
it was you all along ♪</i>

1119
01:03:15,733 --> 01:03:18,651
<i>♪ It was you I ran away from,
I was wrong ♪</i>

1120
01:03:18,819 --> 01:03:20,069
Now reach down...

1121
01:03:20,237 --> 01:03:21,863
<i>♪ If I could,
I'd change my life ♪</i>

1122
01:03:22,031 --> 01:03:23,951
<i>♪ I swear to God
I'd cut it out with a knife... ♪</i>

1123
01:03:23,975 --> 01:03:25,450
God!
God!

1124
01:03:25,618 --> 01:03:28,703
God! No way!

1125
01:03:31,081 --> 01:03:34,626
Say hello to your little girl.

1126
01:03:36,670 --> 01:03:39,756
It's a girl.

1127
01:03:39,924 --> 01:03:42,550
Just follow the baby.
You can never go wrong.

1128
01:03:42,718 --> 01:03:44,135
You were right.

1129
01:03:45,220 --> 01:03:46,888
You were right.

1130
01:03:47,056 --> 01:03:48,973
She's beautiful.

1131
01:03:49,141 --> 01:03:51,225
- Wanna hold her?
- Yeah.

1132
01:03:54,521 --> 01:03:56,272
I got her. I got her.
I got her.

1133
01:03:59,234 --> 01:04:01,486
Okay.

1134
01:04:03,989 --> 01:04:05,698
Christmas.

1135
01:04:50,202 --> 01:04:51,619
How's she doin'?

1136
01:04:51,787 --> 01:04:55,331
I just came in here to...
Ginger was watchin' some videos.

1137
01:04:55,499 --> 01:04:57,667
I just wanted to turn it off.

1138
01:05:01,338 --> 01:05:02,630
Thanks for stayin' the night.

1139
01:05:02,798 --> 01:05:05,091
I know you had your graduation.

1140
01:05:05,259 --> 01:05:07,927
It's just a sheet of paper.

1141
01:05:08,095 --> 01:05:11,764
Yeah, well, Ginger appreciates it,
so congratulations.

1142
01:05:11,932 --> 01:05:14,684
You know, we've never had
much time alone together, Barry.

1143
01:05:14,852 --> 01:05:16,692
- Why are you doing this?
- Does it still work?

1144
01:05:16,854 --> 01:05:19,355
- What are you doing?
- Relax, I’m a professional, remember?

1145
01:05:19,523 --> 01:05:21,524
I knew it. Stop!
I knew it.

1146
01:05:21,692 --> 01:05:23,026
That was you at the Beaver Tree.

1147
01:05:25,404 --> 01:05:27,989
What is it? ls it that
you just don't like me?

1148
01:05:28,157 --> 01:05:30,950
- Or are you jealous?
- No, please.

1149
01:05:31,118 --> 01:05:32,410
Of you?

1150
01:05:32,578 --> 01:05:34,454
I don't know.

1151
01:05:34,621 --> 01:05:36,956
Ginger?

1152
01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:39,667
Is it really that boring being

1153
01:05:39,835 --> 01:05:41,586
everybody's favorite
all the time?

1154
01:05:45,090 --> 01:05:46,841
What are you two doing up?

1155
01:05:49,428 --> 01:05:51,554
Look who I found
in here watching boobs.

1156
01:05:53,223 --> 01:05:54,515
Pervert.

1157
01:05:58,103 --> 01:05:59,812
I’m gonna go to bed.

1158
01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:15,119
Okay, get a little...
a little drink of water.

1159
01:06:15,287 --> 01:06:17,497
Vroom, Vroom-vroom.

1160
01:06:18,582 --> 01:06:20,917
Sweet girl.

1161
01:06:21,085 --> 01:06:22,752
Right there.

1162
01:06:24,379 --> 01:06:26,464
It's broken.

1163
01:06:26,632 --> 01:06:28,257
I see.

1164
01:06:28,425 --> 01:06:30,760
Well.

1165
01:06:30,928 --> 01:06:32,637
You a daddy?

1166
01:06:32,805 --> 01:06:34,806
Yeah.

1167
01:06:34,973 --> 01:06:36,349
Fantastic.

1168
01:06:36,517 --> 01:06:37,850
Let's see the little bugger.

1169
01:06:38,018 --> 01:06:39,602
Okay.

1170
01:06:40,687 --> 01:06:42,063
Now look at that...

1171
01:06:42,231 --> 01:06:43,648
half-Asian.

1172
01:06:43,816 --> 01:06:45,441
Excuse me?

1173
01:06:45,609 --> 01:06:48,945
Your baby.
Oriental, right?

1174
01:06:49,113 --> 01:06:50,655
I don't think so.

1175
01:06:52,157 --> 01:06:53,699
Been in this park over 30 years,

1176
01:06:53,867 --> 01:06:57,328
seen every baby
from red to blue to Tyler too.

1177
01:06:57,496 --> 01:07:00,623
Eyes, hue of skin...

1178
01:07:00,791 --> 01:07:02,458
nothing like Japanese skin.

1179
01:07:02,626 --> 01:07:04,335
Damn soft, too.

1180
01:07:04,503 --> 01:07:06,587
Velvet.

1181
01:07:06,755 --> 01:07:08,548
Mm-mm-mm...

1182
01:07:15,305 --> 01:07:18,558
Hey, man, can I help you?

1183
01:07:18,725 --> 01:07:19,809
Sorry.

1184
01:07:19,977 --> 01:07:20,977
What?

1185
01:07:21,145 --> 01:07:22,311
Sorry.

1186
01:07:22,479 --> 01:07:24,188
Why are you sorry?

1187
01:07:24,356 --> 01:07:27,191
- Sorry.
- Why are you s...

1188
01:07:43,458 --> 01:07:45,334
Mom, do you think
Cornelia looks like me?

1189
01:07:45,502 --> 01:07:47,295
Yes, I do.

1190
01:07:47,462 --> 01:07:49,088
Does she look like my father?

1191
01:07:49,256 --> 01:07:51,382
No.
Neither do you.

1192
01:07:51,550 --> 01:07:53,384
I thought he was an ugly man.

1193
01:07:53,552 --> 01:07:54,844
Why are you asking?

1194
01:07:55,012 --> 01:07:56,679
I don't know.

1195
01:07:59,016 --> 01:08:00,641
Where'd he come from?

1196
01:08:02,311 --> 01:08:04,562
Your father came from
a place very far away,

1197
01:08:04,730 --> 01:08:06,314
and he should've stayed there.

1198
01:08:06,481 --> 01:08:09,525
He left behind the only part
of him worth knowing... you.

1199
01:08:11,528 --> 01:08:14,155
Does my baby look Asian to you?

1200
01:08:15,490 --> 01:08:17,575
This isn't about
Cornelia, is it?

1201
01:08:17,743 --> 01:08:19,619
- This is about your testes.
- What?

1202
01:08:19,786 --> 01:08:22,038
It's natural
after a loss like this

1203
01:08:22,206 --> 01:08:24,707
to question, "ls it real?"

1204
01:08:24,875 --> 01:08:27,376
Did I actually make
this little creature?"

1205
01:08:27,544 --> 01:08:29,670
Questions are healthy.

1206
01:08:29,838 --> 01:08:32,506
I think that's the main reason
you had the paternity test.

1207
01:08:34,301 --> 01:08:38,054
Barry, God has his ways, kiddo.

1208
01:08:39,598 --> 01:08:40,932
She is beautiful, isn't she?

1209
01:08:41,099 --> 01:08:43,559
She's a Munday.

1210
01:08:43,727 --> 01:08:45,561
Cornelia...

1211
01:08:45,729 --> 01:08:47,897
something-Munday.

1212
01:08:48,065 --> 01:08:49,148
Just Cornelia.

1213
01:08:50,150 --> 01:08:51,651
No middle name?

1214
01:08:51,818 --> 01:08:55,029
No middle name, no last name.
Just Cornelia.

1215
01:08:56,573 --> 01:08:58,733
You have to have a last name.
That's illegal, isn't it?

1216
01:08:58,757 --> 01:09:01,911
What about Jesus,
Madonna, or Calvin?

1217
01:09:02,079 --> 01:09:03,913
Who's Calvin?

1218
01:09:04,081 --> 01:09:06,374
I don't know.

1219
01:09:11,255 --> 01:09:14,257
- What are you doing?
- Nothin'.

1220
01:09:14,424 --> 01:09:16,592
Fine.

1221
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:20,596
Listen, Cornelia's sleeping,
but you're gonna have to feed her soon.

1222
01:09:21,765 --> 01:09:23,266
Where are your glasses?

1223
01:09:23,433 --> 01:09:25,601
I got contacts a month ago.

1224
01:09:25,769 --> 01:09:27,728
You haven't noticed?

1225
01:09:27,896 --> 01:09:30,564
Would you notice
if I had no head?

1226
01:09:30,732 --> 01:09:32,608
Probably.

1227
01:09:35,362 --> 01:09:38,614
See those guy's plants across the hall?
They're pretty sweet.

1228
01:09:38,782 --> 01:09:40,992
My mom's number
is on the fridge.

1229
01:09:41,159 --> 01:09:42,952
Are you sure
you can handle this?

1230
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:44,787
Yeah.
We'll be fine.

1231
01:09:44,955 --> 01:09:48,708
I got beer.

1232
01:09:48,875 --> 01:09:50,835
Are you okay?

1233
01:09:51,003 --> 01:09:52,670
I’m awesome.

1234
01:09:59,344 --> 01:10:00,803
Br-rr-rr.

1235
01:10:02,055 --> 01:10:03,055
Br-rr-rr.

1236
01:10:07,144 --> 01:10:10,146
- Hello?
- Barry, it's Mom. Could you come over?

1237
01:10:10,314 --> 01:10:11,731
Now?

1238
01:10:11,898 --> 01:10:14,483
Just for an hour or so.
This damn disposal.

1239
01:10:14,651 --> 01:10:16,277
I’m watching Cornelia, Mom.

1240
01:10:16,445 --> 01:10:19,363
Bring her. She should be visiting
her grandmother, you know.

1241
01:10:34,338 --> 01:10:37,256
- Hello.
- Barry, hi.

1242
01:10:37,424 --> 01:10:39,008
I’m Dr. Preston Edwards.

1243
01:10:39,176 --> 01:10:40,885
Please, don't be alarmed.

1244
01:10:41,053 --> 01:10:42,386
Your mother's concerned.

1245
01:10:42,554 --> 01:10:44,430
She loves you very much.

1246
01:10:44,598 --> 01:10:47,224
I thought
you had a bad disposal.

1247
01:10:47,392 --> 01:10:49,352
Barry, listen
to Dr. Edwards.

1248
01:10:52,147 --> 01:10:53,647
Adorable.

1249
01:10:53,815 --> 01:10:56,859
Barry, our group
provides support

1250
01:10:57,027 --> 01:10:58,986
to help us understand
what has happened to us.

1251
01:10:59,154 --> 01:11:01,989
Boys? Each of the men
in this room has suffered

1252
01:11:02,157 --> 01:11:06,702
some kind of genital
mutilation or deformity.

1253
01:11:08,038 --> 01:11:09,622
You're not alone.

1254
01:11:11,124 --> 01:11:13,709
Hi, I’m Jerry Sherman.

1255
01:11:13,877 --> 01:11:16,587
When I was 11 years old,

1256
01:11:16,755 --> 01:11:19,256
my penis was completely severed.

1257
01:11:19,424 --> 01:11:22,385
Now the end pokes out
like a little snappy turtle.

1258
01:11:22,552 --> 01:11:26,055
And yes,
I do urinate sitting down.

1259
01:11:26,223 --> 01:11:30,142
But you know what?
My testicles are intact.

1260
01:11:30,310 --> 01:11:32,895
So, I'd say
my glass is half full.

1261
01:11:34,314 --> 01:11:36,148
Well done, Jerry.

1262
01:11:40,153 --> 01:11:41,570
My name's Kyle Pennington.

1263
01:11:41,738 --> 01:11:44,907
I’m 37. I have a master's
degree in education.

1264
01:11:45,075 --> 01:11:47,701
My penis is 16 inches long.

1265
01:11:50,330 --> 01:11:52,206
It's thin like a rope,

1266
01:11:52,374 --> 01:11:54,917
and my testicles
are the size of peanuts.

1267
01:12:01,091 --> 01:12:03,426
I suffer from a rare
genetic disorder

1268
01:12:03,593 --> 01:12:06,429
called Glassroth Syndrome.
I’m the founder of the group.

1269
01:12:06,596 --> 01:12:08,222
Thank you, Kyle.

1270
01:12:12,018 --> 01:12:14,270
If you're laughing
out of nervousness

1271
01:12:14,438 --> 01:12:16,772
or embarrassment,
that's understandable.

1272
01:12:16,940 --> 01:12:20,067
But there is nothing funny
about Kyle's condition.

1273
01:12:20,235 --> 01:12:22,611
I’m sorry, Kyle.

1274
01:12:24,948 --> 01:12:25,990
Ahem...

1275
01:12:28,076 --> 01:12:30,578
My name is Maury...
Maury Knox.

1276
01:12:30,745 --> 01:12:31,996
Maury is a new member.

1277
01:12:32,164 --> 01:12:34,206
He prefers to speak
with his back to the group.

1278
01:12:35,959 --> 01:12:38,919
I, um... actually, I have
no genitalia at all.

1279
01:12:39,087 --> 01:12:42,006
My private spot is
a smooth hairless patch.

1280
01:12:42,174 --> 01:12:44,133
And I pee out of my a-anus.

1281
01:12:47,554 --> 01:12:49,930
This is my second meeting.

1282
01:12:50,098 --> 01:12:51,932
Thank you, Maury.

1283
01:12:57,397 --> 01:12:59,117
Barry, I know this
must seem strange to you.

1284
01:12:59,141 --> 01:13:01,108
No.
No, it's totally...

1285
01:13:01,276 --> 01:13:02,651
it's cool.

1286
01:13:02,819 --> 01:13:05,154
Came over with my baby
to my mom's house

1287
01:13:05,322 --> 01:13:06,947
to help fix her disposal,

1288
01:13:07,115 --> 01:13:09,867
and I find five dudes

1289
01:13:10,035 --> 01:13:11,744
sitting in my living room

1290
01:13:11,912 --> 01:13:13,672
waiting to tell me stories
about their dicks.

1291
01:13:13,830 --> 01:13:15,456
It's perfectly normal.

1292
01:13:15,624 --> 01:13:17,208
Okay.

1293
01:13:17,375 --> 01:13:19,793
Can I ask you a question,
Dr. Edwards?

1294
01:13:19,961 --> 01:13:23,005
You ever find people
who figure out their own problems

1295
01:13:23,173 --> 01:13:26,509
without the help
of a support group?

1296
01:13:26,676 --> 01:13:29,762
Well, I have
patients who have

1297
01:13:29,930 --> 01:13:31,388
believed that
they have self-healed,

1298
01:13:31,556 --> 01:13:33,849
only to have their problems resurface
in acts of violence,

1299
01:13:34,017 --> 01:13:36,852
- estrangements, sexual confusion...
- Served it, sister.

1300
01:13:37,020 --> 01:13:38,854
Okay. Well hey,
I’m not violent,

1301
01:13:39,022 --> 01:13:41,941
estranged or sexually confused,
so maybe I’m cured.

1302
01:13:42,108 --> 01:13:45,236
Ha, no one is ever really cured.

1303
01:13:45,403 --> 01:13:48,364
That's nice, Doctor,
but my balls are gone.

1304
01:13:48,532 --> 01:13:50,950
And I don't think
your group discussions

1305
01:13:51,117 --> 01:13:53,327
will help bring them back.

1306
01:13:53,495 --> 01:13:55,704
I don't even know
if I want the damn things.

1307
01:13:55,872 --> 01:13:57,832
The only good they ever did was
help make Cornelia

1308
01:13:57,999 --> 01:14:00,519
and I don't even know
if they can honestly take credit for that.

1309
01:14:00,543 --> 01:14:02,503
Thank you.

1310
01:14:02,671 --> 01:14:04,547
Mini-breakthrough.

1311
01:14:05,632 --> 01:14:07,132
You really should
join our group.

1312
01:14:07,300 --> 01:14:09,260
It's Thursday nights
at 7:00.

1313
01:14:09,427 --> 01:14:11,971
Jerry, are you
on refreshments this week?

1314
01:14:12,138 --> 01:14:14,265
- I’m makin' puff pastry, Doc.
- Good times.

1315
01:14:14,432 --> 01:14:17,032
Tell you what, why don't I just call you
when I'm feeling violent,

1316
01:14:17,056 --> 01:14:18,477
estranged, or...

1317
01:14:18,645 --> 01:14:20,271
Sexually confused?

1318
01:14:21,565 --> 01:14:24,316
- Barry?
- Yes, Preston.

1319
01:14:25,527 --> 01:14:27,820
All right. Fellas?

1320
01:14:29,239 --> 01:14:30,614
Bye.

1321
01:14:37,581 --> 01:14:40,416
Here's the one
I was looking for.

1322
01:14:40,584 --> 01:14:44,128
This is Christmas.
You were four, I think.

1323
01:14:44,296 --> 01:14:47,089
Yes.
I was fat.

1324
01:14:48,758 --> 01:14:50,759
Look it, look it,
look it, look it.

1325
01:14:53,471 --> 01:14:56,765
Look.
Yeah, see, she's got your eyes.

1326
01:14:56,933 --> 01:14:59,018
She's got your nose.

1327
01:14:59,185 --> 01:15:01,103
She's got your toes.
Look!

1328
01:15:01,271 --> 01:15:03,063
Who has anyone's toes?

1329
01:15:04,899 --> 01:15:07,359
You were such a good baby.

1330
01:15:07,527 --> 01:15:09,820
You were always smiling
about something.

1331
01:15:09,988 --> 01:15:12,072
Look at this.

1332
01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:13,920
I never could figure out
what was so funny,

1333
01:15:14,034 --> 01:15:18,746
but you were always
smilin' about something or other.

1334
01:15:25,128 --> 01:15:28,339
You know, it never
bothered you that we were poor.

1335
01:15:28,506 --> 01:15:33,218
It never bothered you
that we were alone.

1336
01:15:33,386 --> 01:15:35,679
I worried about you so much

1337
01:15:35,847 --> 01:15:37,765
growing up without a father.

1338
01:15:39,643 --> 01:15:42,436
I really don't think you missed him
until you were older.

1339
01:15:44,105 --> 01:15:46,190
You know, until you...

1340
01:15:46,358 --> 01:15:49,360
needed to ask questions about...

1341
01:15:49,527 --> 01:15:51,570
you know, being a man.

1342
01:15:51,738 --> 01:15:54,657
There wasn't
anybody there to ask.

1343
01:15:56,660 --> 01:15:59,370
Life goes in circles, you know.

1344
01:16:02,582 --> 01:16:05,501
Ginger's a good mother, Barry.

1345
01:16:05,669 --> 01:16:08,170
I want you to take care
of that baby.

1346
01:16:11,049 --> 01:16:14,009
Did he know
you were pregnant when he left?

1347
01:16:14,177 --> 01:16:18,347
Barry, if I tell you he knew,

1348
01:16:18,515 --> 01:16:20,099
you'll make yourself crazy

1349
01:16:20,266 --> 01:16:22,351
wondering why he left.
If I say he didn't...

1350
01:16:22,519 --> 01:16:24,436
I just want to know.

1351
01:16:28,191 --> 01:16:30,192
I just want to know who I am.

1352
01:16:39,536 --> 01:16:43,539
Yeah.

1353
01:16:50,296 --> 01:16:53,424
Leaving behind a sperm
doesn't make you a father.

1354
01:16:53,591 --> 01:16:56,051
Or a man...

1355
01:16:57,053 --> 01:17:01,140
any more than one brick
makes a house.

1356
01:17:02,142 --> 01:17:03,892
I know that.

1357
01:17:04,060 --> 01:17:05,894
You've built your own house now.

1358
01:17:06,062 --> 01:17:09,815
It's there, the circles.

1359
01:17:13,737 --> 01:17:15,487
Before you had Cornelia,

1360
01:17:15,655 --> 01:17:18,407
did you know there was love like this
in the whole wide world?

1361
01:17:18,575 --> 01:17:21,577
Mm-um.

1362
01:17:24,372 --> 01:17:26,915
Another guy said
he pees out of his anus.

1363
01:17:35,049 --> 01:17:37,926
Now that's just bragging.

1364
01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:43,766
Sometimes you remind me

1365
01:17:43,933 --> 01:17:47,144
of Joey from
the first season of "Friends."

1366
01:17:47,312 --> 01:17:49,313
Was he awesome?

1367
01:17:50,648 --> 01:17:54,318
No.
I mean, kind of.

1368
01:17:54,486 --> 01:17:58,113
I liked it.
I liked him on that.

1369
01:17:58,281 --> 01:18:01,158
He was funny.

1370
01:18:11,795 --> 01:18:14,463
Were you really a virgin
before our sex?

1371
01:18:15,507 --> 01:18:17,925
Did you think
I was lying to you?

1372
01:18:19,385 --> 01:18:21,845
You don't remember
that night at all?

1373
01:18:28,895 --> 01:18:31,146
That sucks.

1374
01:18:31,314 --> 01:18:33,065
Hey, why me?

1375
01:18:33,233 --> 01:18:34,608
I mean, that night,

1376
01:18:34,776 --> 01:18:37,486
why... why with...

1377
01:18:37,654 --> 01:18:39,988
with me?

1378
01:18:43,827 --> 01:18:45,410
M-most of my life,

1379
01:18:45,578 --> 01:18:47,621
I think, you know,
people never really

1380
01:18:47,789 --> 01:18:49,122
paid much attention to me.

1381
01:18:49,290 --> 01:18:51,750
They kinda just forgot about me.

1382
01:18:51,918 --> 01:18:54,503
I mean, they would think
like, "What's the point?"

1383
01:18:54,671 --> 01:18:58,924
Or they would just look at me and think,
"Why bother?" You know?

1384
01:18:59,092 --> 01:19:01,677
And people I work with,

1385
01:19:01,845 --> 01:19:04,137
my family,

1386
01:19:04,305 --> 01:19:07,432
and, um, so...

1387
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:09,810
I don't know, I found
kind of a safety in that...

1388
01:19:09,978 --> 01:19:12,229
like, that there was
no judgment then.

1389
01:19:12,397 --> 01:19:14,898
No overt judgment.

1390
01:19:15,066 --> 01:19:17,442
You mean, you...

1391
01:19:17,610 --> 01:19:21,321
you dress like this
on purpose, and you know.

1392
01:19:21,489 --> 01:19:24,908
Well, I don't expect you
to understand it,

1393
01:19:25,076 --> 01:19:27,286
but there is kind of a...

1394
01:19:27,453 --> 01:19:30,455
a power in being...

1395
01:19:31,457 --> 01:19:33,208
undesirable.

1396
01:19:35,044 --> 01:19:38,589
But then I almost got
in this car accident that day...

1397
01:19:38,756 --> 01:19:40,549
the day of the night...

1398
01:19:40,717 --> 01:19:43,510
and this guy yelled
out his window...

1399
01:19:43,678 --> 01:19:45,971
Watch where you're going,
you ugly bitch!

1400
01:19:46,139 --> 01:19:49,725
And, um, and it just
took it all away,

1401
01:19:49,893 --> 01:19:54,229
just that one sentence.
And I just felt really...

1402
01:19:54,397 --> 01:19:57,190
like an ugly bitch.

1403
01:20:02,238 --> 01:20:04,656
So, that night...

1404
01:20:04,824 --> 01:20:07,868
♪ Night will follow day... ♪

1405
01:20:15,251 --> 01:20:17,920
<i>I just really needed
to feel desirable.</i>

1406
01:20:19,422 --> 01:20:22,716
Well, I’m glad he called you
an ugly bitch.

1407
01:20:25,345 --> 01:20:27,888
Thanks, Barry.

1408
01:21:23,861 --> 01:21:25,779
Can you still...?

1409
01:21:25,947 --> 01:21:28,281
Yeah, the doctor said I can...

1410
01:21:28,449 --> 01:21:30,200
have what's called
a "dry orgasm."

1411
01:21:30,368 --> 01:21:33,078
- Gross.
- Yeah, it's gross.

1412
01:21:33,246 --> 01:21:35,872
Ginger, this is
the first time I...

1413
01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:41,169
♪ When I’m ready ♪

1414
01:21:41,337 --> 01:21:44,589
<i>♪ When I’m able... ♪</i>

1415
01:21:46,342 --> 01:21:48,010
<i>♪ I cut the night
and grease the sky ♪</i>

1416
01:21:48,177 --> 01:21:51,346
<i>♪ You said that you were
tired of feeling down ♪</i>

1417
01:21:54,684 --> 01:21:55,726
<i>♪ It's a story... ♪</i>

1418
01:21:55,893 --> 01:21:57,310
<i>What's that?</i>

1419
01:21:57,478 --> 01:21:59,980
I got it in college.

1420
01:22:00,148 --> 01:22:01,648
- It's dumb.
- Naw.

1421
01:22:01,816 --> 01:22:03,984
I thought it would cheer me up.

1422
01:22:04,152 --> 01:22:07,279
♪ You never thought
your feet would touch the ground... ♪

1423
01:22:10,408 --> 01:22:13,744
<i>♪ I just want
to break the ice ♪</i>

1424
01:22:13,911 --> 01:22:16,413
<i>♪ Can't we still
meet up tonight? ♪</i>

1425
01:22:18,207 --> 01:22:20,250
<i>♪ We jumped so low,
we fell so high... ♪</i>

1426
01:22:21,586 --> 01:22:24,046
<i>♪ Debbie ♪</i>

1427
01:22:25,715 --> 01:22:28,675
<i>♪ When will you
make up your mind? ♪</i>

1428
01:22:29,969 --> 01:22:32,220
<i>♪ No one said
that love is kind ♪</i>

1429
01:22:33,556 --> 01:22:37,059
<i>♪ We had a laugh,
we had a cry... ♪</i>

1430
01:22:37,226 --> 01:22:39,394
<i>- I did it!
- Almost!</i>

1431
01:22:39,562 --> 01:22:41,813
- She's mine!
- Yes!

1432
01:22:41,981 --> 01:22:44,649
- ls it mine?
- Yes! Yours!

1433
01:22:44,817 --> 01:22:47,444
Mine!

1434
01:22:47,612 --> 01:22:49,029
Cornelia!

1435
01:22:52,325 --> 01:22:54,409
I didn't mean it like...

1436
01:22:54,577 --> 01:22:56,328
I just said it 'cause...

1437
01:22:56,496 --> 01:22:59,539
Who says their baby's
name during sex?

1438
01:22:59,707 --> 01:23:02,501
I was happy.

1439
01:23:02,668 --> 01:23:04,878
Yeah, we could still...

1440
01:23:05,046 --> 01:23:07,297
Another time, Barry.

1441
01:23:18,017 --> 01:23:19,976
Hey.

1442
01:23:20,978 --> 01:23:21,978
What's this?

1443
01:23:22,146 --> 01:23:23,396
A little appreciation.

1444
01:23:23,564 --> 01:23:26,149
I just talked to Tom Farley
this morning.

1445
01:23:26,317 --> 01:23:28,401
He wanted you
to handle it personally.

1446
01:23:28,569 --> 01:23:32,239
Yes. Thank you.

1447
01:23:32,406 --> 01:23:35,742
By the way,
I need you to stay late tonight.

1448
01:23:35,910 --> 01:23:37,244
Martin Lefleur
is supposed to call

1449
01:23:37,411 --> 01:23:39,162
around about
6:00 or 6:30.

1450
01:23:39,330 --> 01:23:41,873
I need you to walk him through
the proposal. Cool?

1451
01:23:42,041 --> 01:23:45,502
Sure. Yeah.
Cool.

1452
01:23:51,843 --> 01:23:54,886
Hello?
Ginger?

1453
01:23:55,054 --> 01:23:57,305
What the hell?

1454
01:23:57,473 --> 01:24:00,559
Surprise!

1455
01:24:03,604 --> 01:24:05,230
Happy birthday!

1456
01:24:05,398 --> 01:24:07,482
Happy birthday, Barry.

1457
01:24:07,650 --> 01:24:10,360
Your mom and I wanted to organize
something special for you.

1458
01:24:10,528 --> 01:24:13,989
- Are you surprised?
- Yeah, I forgot it was my birthday.

1459
01:24:14,157 --> 01:24:16,158
- Happy birthday, bro.
- Hey, man!

1460
01:24:16,325 --> 01:24:17,951
Got you a little somethin'.

1461
01:24:18,119 --> 01:24:19,439
Your mom said
it's the good stuff,

1462
01:24:19,579 --> 01:24:21,163
so I went ahead
and had a little sip.

1463
01:24:21,330 --> 01:24:23,039
Yes, you did.
Dr. Habib.

1464
01:24:23,207 --> 01:24:24,708
- Hey, Barry, how are you?
- I'm doing great.

1465
01:24:24,876 --> 01:24:26,334
How's it all feelin' down there?
Everything workin'?

1466
01:24:26,502 --> 01:24:27,919
- Yeah, it's workin'.
- Really?

1467
01:24:28,087 --> 01:24:31,423
- Only kidding, Barry. Happy birthday!
- Hey, thanks.

1468
01:24:31,591 --> 01:24:33,791
I can't believe you fell for that
late-phone-call trick.

1469
01:24:33,926 --> 01:24:35,969
- What?
- I mean, come on, Martin Lefleur?

1470
01:24:36,137 --> 01:24:38,180
That son of a bitch never calls.

1471
01:24:38,347 --> 01:24:40,765
Happy birthday, Barry.
Happy birthday!

1472
01:24:43,144 --> 01:24:44,477
Thanks.

1473
01:24:45,479 --> 01:24:47,814
♪ Could believe, do... ♪

1474
01:24:47,982 --> 01:24:50,901
<i>♪ And share in what was true, I said... ♪</i>

1475
01:24:53,196 --> 01:24:55,238
<i>Hey, sexy.</i>

1476
01:24:55,406 --> 01:24:57,282
No.

1477
01:24:59,243 --> 01:25:01,745
You know, I thought a lot
about what you said.

1478
01:25:01,913 --> 01:25:03,830
And you're right.

1479
01:25:03,998 --> 01:25:06,124
Which part?

1480
01:25:06,292 --> 01:25:08,376
I was bored

1481
01:25:08,544 --> 01:25:10,879
and jealous.

1482
01:25:11,047 --> 01:25:14,007
Not that you're not
a sexy man, Barry.

1483
01:25:14,175 --> 01:25:16,575
Come on, that was you at the Beaver Tree.
Come on, wasn't it?

1484
01:25:16,719 --> 01:25:18,553
Just say it.

1485
01:25:18,721 --> 01:25:20,513
Nobody'll believe me anyway.

1486
01:25:20,681 --> 01:25:23,058
Happy birthday, pervert.

1487
01:25:24,352 --> 01:25:27,729
- You want a lime?
- No.

1488
01:25:27,897 --> 01:25:30,357
- Cubes for your wine?
- No thanks.

1489
01:25:32,276 --> 01:25:34,736
♪ When I, you ♪

1490
01:25:34,904 --> 01:25:36,738
<i>♪ And everyone we knew ♪</i>

1491
01:25:36,906 --> 01:25:39,491
<i>♪ Could believe, do ♪</i>

1492
01:25:39,659 --> 01:25:41,493
<i>♪ And share in what was true,
I said... ♪</i>

1493
01:25:45,456 --> 01:25:47,082
<i>♪ Dance hall days, love ♪</i>

1494
01:25:54,215 --> 01:25:56,091
<i>♪ Dance hall days, love ♪</i>

1495
01:25:59,470 --> 01:26:02,013
<i>♪ Dance hall days ♪</i>

1496
01:26:04,100 --> 01:26:06,309
<i>♪ Dance hall days, love ♪</i>

1497
01:26:08,604 --> 01:26:11,231
- Happy birthday.
- <i>♪ Dance hall days ♪</i>

1498
01:26:13,734 --> 01:26:17,404
Dude, you know Dreamer
from the Beaver Tree?

1499
01:26:19,615 --> 01:26:27,615
<i>♪ And you need her
and she needs you ♪</i>

1500
01:26:33,129 --> 01:26:34,838
<i>♪ And you need her... ♪</i>

1501
01:26:35,006 --> 01:26:38,466
I impregnated one of
the last random women I conquered

1502
01:26:38,634 --> 01:26:42,262
before my testicles vanished
from the face of this earth.

1503
01:26:42,430 --> 01:26:43,763
I never stopped to consider

1504
01:26:43,931 --> 01:26:46,182
whether she would be
a good mother for my child,

1505
01:26:46,350 --> 01:26:48,350
or even whether I’d be able
to sit in the same room

1506
01:26:48,394 --> 01:26:50,478
with the woman
after the sex act was complete.

1507
01:26:53,149 --> 01:26:54,190
And yet somehow,

1508
01:26:54,358 --> 01:26:56,318
through this disconnected
senselessness,

1509
01:26:56,485 --> 01:27:00,155
I set in motion
a chain reaction of happiness.

1510
01:27:00,323 --> 01:27:02,032
Now it's hard for me to believe

1511
01:27:02,199 --> 01:27:04,326
I never would've
chosen this life.

1512
01:27:04,493 --> 01:27:06,703
And I sometimes think
of the days

1513
01:27:06,871 --> 01:27:10,665
I was buried in my cave,
feeling sorry for myself,

1514
01:27:10,833 --> 01:27:13,001
Letting my hand
drift between my legs

1515
01:27:13,169 --> 01:27:15,795
to make sure I wasn't dreaming.

1516
01:27:15,963 --> 01:27:19,090
But I also remember getting that letter
from Newton Creech

1517
01:27:19,258 --> 01:27:21,343
and reading every word twice.

1518
01:27:21,510 --> 01:27:23,345
Before I could even
think about it,

1519
01:27:23,512 --> 01:27:26,264
before I could even
poison the reaction,

1520
01:27:26,432 --> 01:27:28,141
I was overjoyed...

1521
01:27:28,309 --> 01:27:31,019
overjoyed at the idea
of a new life,

1522
01:27:31,187 --> 01:27:32,812
part of me
somewhere in the world,

1523
01:27:32,980 --> 01:27:35,065
waiting on the verge
of possibility.

1524
01:27:35,232 --> 01:27:37,609
- Barry, there you go.
- Thanks, sir.

1525
01:27:39,111 --> 01:27:40,612
I guess one man's burden

1526
01:27:40,780 --> 01:27:42,655
can really be
another man's happiness.

1527
01:27:45,534 --> 01:27:47,744
Let's go.

1528
01:27:47,912 --> 01:27:50,497
- Sorry, sir.
- No problem.

1529
01:27:50,664 --> 01:27:53,064
Of course I still think
it would be pretty rad

1530
01:27:53,088 --> 01:27:54,834
to be an architect.

1531
01:27:55,002 --> 01:27:56,878
Or a triathlete.

1532
01:27:57,046 --> 01:27:59,381
Or a yoga instructor.

1533
01:27:59,548 --> 01:28:02,884
<i>♪ Can you tell me,
I want to believe ♪</i>

1534
01:28:03,052 --> 01:28:07,931
<i>♪ That you want to be with me
forever ♪</i>

1535
01:28:09,475 --> 01:28:12,852
<i>♪ I need to know
that you won't ever leave ♪</i>

1536
01:28:13,020 --> 01:28:17,899
<i>♪ And you won't run away
from me never ♪</i>

1537
01:28:19,485 --> 01:28:22,904
<i>♪ I’ve been waiting
for a long time ♪</i>

1538
01:28:23,072 --> 01:28:27,075
<i>♪ For the one
who would be mine ♪</i>

1539
01:28:28,077 --> 01:28:30,787
<i>♪ I think it's time ♪</i>

1540
01:28:33,749 --> 01:28:38,420
<i>♪ Everything's all right ♪</i>

1541
01:28:38,587 --> 01:28:42,757
<i>♪ The way
that you believe in me ♪</i>

1542
01:28:42,925 --> 01:28:48,388
<i>♪ It takes me
through the night ♪</i>

1543
01:28:48,556 --> 01:28:53,935
<i>♪ I fall beside you
softly singing ♪</i>

1544
01:28:54,103 --> 01:28:57,772
<i>♪ That I’ve been waiting
for a long time ♪</i>

1545
01:28:57,940 --> 01:29:02,235
<i>♪ For the one
who would be mine ♪</i>

1546
01:29:02,403 --> 01:29:05,280
<i>♪ I think it's time ♪</i>

1547
01:29:09,201 --> 01:29:12,537
<i>♪ In the morning,
I see what you mean ♪</i>

1548
01:29:12,705 --> 01:29:17,125
<i>♪ 'Cause I don't want
to make it without you ♪</i>

1549
01:29:18,836 --> 01:29:22,338
<i>♪ You've got me dreaming,
and after you leave ♪</i>

1550
01:29:22,506 --> 01:29:27,135
<i>♪ When you're gone
I’m still thinking about you ♪</i>

1551
01:29:29,138 --> 01:29:32,474
<i>♪ I’ve been waiting
for a long time ♪</i>

1552
01:29:32,641 --> 01:29:36,102
<i>♪ For the one
who would be mine ♪</i>

1553
01:29:36,270 --> 01:29:37,353
<i>♪ I think it's time ♪</i>

1554
01:29:37,521 --> 01:29:43,610
<i>♪ I think everything's
all right ♪</i>

1555
01:29:43,777 --> 01:29:47,155
<i>♪ The way that you
believe in me ♪</i>

1556
01:29:47,323 --> 01:29:52,243
<i>♪ And it takes me
through the night ♪</i>

1557
01:29:53,579 --> 01:29:58,041
<i>♪ I fall beside you
softly singing ♪</i>

1558
01:29:58,209 --> 01:30:02,962
<i>♪ Na Na-na Na-na ♪</i>

1559
01:30:03,130 --> 01:30:07,842
<i>♪ Tomorrow
is another morning ♪</i>

1560
01:30:08,010 --> 01:30:11,763
<i>♪ Na Na-na Na-na ♪</i>

1561
01:30:13,390 --> 01:30:17,393
<i>♪ Tomorrow
is another morning ♪</i>

1562
01:30:17,561 --> 01:30:21,981
<i>♪ If you say
you will be mine ♪</i>

1563
01:30:22,149 --> 01:30:25,652
<i>♪ I think it's time ♪</i>

1564
01:30:26,862 --> 01:30:29,572
<i>♪ I think it's time... ♪</i>

1565
01:30:30,991 --> 01:30:33,326
<i>It's time. It's time!</i>

1566
01:30:33,494 --> 01:30:36,454
<i>♪ I like to make it ♪</i>

1567
01:30:36,622 --> 01:30:41,793
<i>♪ With my baby
every night ♪</i>

1568
01:30:42,920 --> 01:30:47,298
<i>♪ Everything's all right ♪</i>

1569
01:30:48,384 --> 01:30:51,886
<i>♪ Every morning
when I wake ♪</i>

1570
01:30:52,054 --> 01:30:56,057
<i>♪ I fall into your eyes ♪</i>

1571
01:30:56,225 --> 01:30:58,226
<i>♪ I want to go ♪</i>

1572
01:30:58,394 --> 01:31:02,522
<i>♪ I believe
we're gonna make it ♪</i>

1573
01:31:02,690 --> 01:31:06,693
<i>♪ Na Na-na Na-na ♪</i>

1574
01:31:08,028 --> 01:31:12,490
<i>♪ Tomorrow
is another morning ♪</i>

1575
01:31:12,658 --> 01:31:16,244
<i>♪ Na Na-na Na-na ♪</i>

1576
01:31:18,038 --> 01:31:22,125
<i>♪ Tomorrow
is another morning ♪</i>

1577
01:31:22,293 --> 01:31:26,546
<i>♪ If you're alone tonight ♪</i>

1578
01:31:27,965 --> 01:31:32,385
<i>♪ Believe me,
I’ve been waiting for you ♪</i>

1579
01:31:32,553 --> 01:31:36,180
<i>♪ Everything's all right ♪</i>

1580
01:31:42,313 --> 01:31:44,522
<i>♪ Yeah! ♪</i>

1581
01:32:01,707 --> 01:32:03,625
<i>♪ Who's the coolest guy
in the world? ♪</i>

1582
01:32:03,792 --> 01:32:05,793
<i>♪ His name is Barry ♪</i>

1583
01:32:05,961 --> 01:32:08,630
<i>♪ Barry the man ♪</i>

1584
01:32:08,797 --> 01:32:10,632
<i>♪ Who's the baddest dude
of all time? ♪</i>

1585
01:32:10,799 --> 01:32:12,675
<i>♪ I just said Barry ♪</i>

1586
01:32:12,843 --> 01:32:15,053
<i>♪ Can't you understand? ♪</i>

1587
01:32:15,220 --> 01:32:18,014
<i>♪ That he's fighting
his way to the top ♪</i>

1588
01:32:19,308 --> 01:32:21,643
<i>♪ Defining the cream
of the crop ♪</i>

1589
01:32:21,810 --> 01:32:23,770
<i>♪ And he won't stop ♪</i>

1590
01:32:23,937 --> 01:32:26,564
<i>♪ 'Cause he's Barry ♪</i>

1591
01:32:27,566 --> 01:32:29,609
<i>♪ Barry the man ♪</i>

1592
01:32:30,903 --> 01:32:33,446
<i>♪ It's necessary ♪</i>

1593
01:32:34,448 --> 01:32:36,741
<i>♪ He do what he can ♪</i>

1594
01:32:39,620 --> 01:32:41,621
<i>♪ Gonna do what he can ♪</i>

1595
01:32:44,500 --> 01:32:46,209
<i>♪ When somebody's life's
on the line ♪</i>

1596
01:32:46,377 --> 01:32:48,503
<i>♪ You just call Barry ♪</i>

1597
01:32:48,671 --> 01:32:51,381
<i>♪ He'll lend a hand ♪</i>

1598
01:32:51,548 --> 01:32:53,383
<i>♪ You maybe doin' just fine ♪</i>

1599
01:32:53,550 --> 01:32:55,301
<i>♪ I’d still call Barry ♪</i>

1600
01:32:55,469 --> 01:32:57,845
<i>♪ He's a charming man ♪</i>

1601
01:32:58,013 --> 01:33:00,848
<i>♪ And he's fighting
his way to the top ♪</i>

1602
01:33:02,101 --> 01:33:04,435
<i>♪ Defining the cream
of the crop ♪</i>

1603
01:33:04,603 --> 01:33:06,562
<i>♪ And he won't stop ♪</i>

1604
01:33:06,730 --> 01:33:09,190
<i>♪ 'Cause he's Barry ♪</i>

1605
01:33:10,192 --> 01:33:12,402
<i>♪ Barry the man ♪</i>

1606
01:33:13,696 --> 01:33:16,030
<i>♪ It's necessary ♪</i>

1607
01:33:17,032 --> 01:33:19,534
<i>♪ He do what he can ♪</i>

1608
01:33:22,413 --> 01:33:26,082
<i>♪ Gonna do what he can,... ♪</i>

1609
01:33:28,794 --> 01:33:32,422
<i>♪ He's now finding a way ♪</i>

1610
01:33:35,718 --> 01:33:39,554
<i>♪ Barry is here to stay ♪</i>

1611
01:33:54,903 --> 01:33:57,697
<i>♪ And he's fighting
his way to the top ♪</i>

1612
01:33:58,991 --> 01:34:01,284
<i>♪ Defining the cream
of the crop ♪</i>

1613
01:34:01,452 --> 01:34:03,411
<i>♪ And he won't stop ♪</i>

1614
01:34:03,579 --> 01:34:06,247
<i>♪ 'Cause he's Barry ♪</i>

1615
01:34:07,249 --> 01:34:09,250
<i>♪ Barry the man ♪</i>

1616
01:34:10,586 --> 01:34:13,087
<i>♪ It's necessary ♪</i>

1617
01:34:14,089 --> 01:34:16,424
<i>♪ He do what he can ♪</i>

1618
01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:20,428
<i>♪ 'Cause he's Barry ♪</i>

1619
01:34:21,430 --> 01:34:23,431
<i>♪ Barry the man ♪</i>

1620
01:34:24,767 --> 01:34:27,268
<i>♪ It's necessary ♪</i>

1621
01:34:28,270 --> 01:34:30,271
<i>♪ He do what he can ♪</i>

1622
01:34:30,439 --> 01:34:32,148
<i>♪ Go Barry, go Barry ♪</i>

1623
01:34:32,316 --> 01:34:34,442
<i>♪ 'Cause he's Barry ♪</i>

1624
01:34:35,694 --> 01:34:37,737
<i>♪ Barry the man. ♪</i>